Monkey butlers? Bad idea there, easy for the virus to mutate to primates. Same with pigs & birds.
unfortunately we all know how unreliable the Chieftain was... your power pack will probably seize up and you’ll dump coolant everywhere within the first half hour of use.Pfffft!
Once I establish myself as the local chieftain, the woman will throw themselves at me for protection.
if the amazon prime system goes down then I'll be dead within a week and if it doesn't and a driver gives me the plague then I'll be dead in week anyway either way its not looking good.
seriously though has anyone on here invested in any reasonably priced self contained breathing apparatus just in case
Read what you just wrote. Overpopulation is a resource controllable with Soylent Green production.You could build a cage for the east European big issue ladies and make some soylent green to sustain you, the other sources of protein will dry up quickly due to overpopulation.
You're taking the piss too far when you mention Fosters.Some 'Strayan science chap concluded that coronavirus can't tollerate alcohol! He must have had public funds to test this, what a guy. My survival kit will include tinnies of Fosters, a good single malt and a Samurai Sword (to kill Chineeeeeese)!
If the virus can't tolerate booze it must be a full-on hermer.
I would choose Doom Bar or Mr Bathwick's Brain Wobbler, but i doubt the science dude used either for his tests. It's all about scientific integrity.You're taking the piss too far when you mention Fosters.
He's a fake. He can't be a real Australian Scientist as no-one down here drinks Fosters.I would choose Doom Bar or Mr Bathwick's Brain Wobbler, but i doubt the science dude used either for his tests. It's all about scientific integrity.
ETA; Mr Bathwick's Brain Wobbler doesn't actually exist but is representative in name of the sort of beer I like these days.