Prepare to repel boarders

TheIronDuke

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#1
Why are there six foreign warships on my river?

What do they want?

Why was I not informed?

I want answers. Not excuses.

Be about it.
 
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Tinman74

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PM me your plans on scuttling them as I have a contact in the scrap metal business that will take them off our hands good rates!
 
#5
Gather a local militia and go down there and demand answers. Damned Johnny Foreigners
 

TheIronDuke

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#6
They are there to meet me - I arrive at 0930 Sunday
Uh-Huh. Good. Sharp intelligence is always welcome. Well done.

So, will you be driving down past the Free Trade, or through the Hawick Ind. Est. or past the RM shambles to the east?

I should like to be there. To wave a flag. And ask somebody why the **** I was not invited.
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
What country's ships are they?
**** knows. Theres a Cherman and a Scowegian. And some that appear to have palm trees flapping from the flag on the back. I would have taken a pic but I was being pursued at the time.
 

Alsacien

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Uh-Huh. Good. Sharp intelligence is always welcome. Well done.

So, will you be driving down past the Free Trade, or through the Hawick Ind. Est. or past the RM shambles to the east?

I should like to be there. To wave a flag. And ask somebody why the **** I was not invited.
Look for the armoured limo (cunningly disguised as a Landcruiser).

I shall need to consult with my driver regarding the route.....
 

TheIronDuke

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Look for the armoured limo (cunningly disguised as a Landcruiser).

I shall need to consult with my driver regarding the route.....
You can consult with HM The Queen if you want. It's ******* Byker. Now that I know your ETA you are getting mugged for your pass. And cash. And car. And mobile. Nothing personal.
 

Alsacien

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#11
You can consult with HM The Queen if you want. It's ******* Byker. Now that I know your ETA you are getting mugged for your pass. And cash. And car. And mobile. Nothing personal.
Bring it on, I heard all Geordies are pussies....

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TheIronDuke

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#13
Sorry are you going to nosh these foreign sailors when they eventually get a run asore
I hear the foreign scum are ashore as we speak and heading up the bank.

This will get messy.
 
#14
Sorry are you going to nosh these foreign sailors when they eventually get a run asore
Run asore? Should'nt that be runny sore, with a greenish hue.
 
#15
Hopefully no monkeys get washed up on a beach during this visit or it'll be in deep shit and have a date with the noose.
 
#17
If any of those ships are Yank the best thing to do would be to surrender.
Then you can expect to be showered with oodles of foreign aid and coke machines etc.
 

TheIronDuke

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#18
IT IS ******* SNOWING.

And there is a bunch of foreign warships in my river. Full of foreigners. The **** is going on?

Answers. Now. Or I shall become emotional.
 
#20
Have no fear the ships will soon be crewlwess thanks to the charm of the girls in the Bigg Market .
 

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