Prepare to repel boarders

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 26, 2012.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Why are there six foreign warships on my river?

    What do they want?

    Why was I not informed?

    I want answers. Not excuses.

    Be about it.
  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    They are there to meet me - I arrive at 0930 Sunday
  3. What country's ships are they?
  4. PM me your plans on scuttling them as I have a contact in the scrap metal business that will take them off our hands good rates!
  5. Gather a local militia and go down there and demand answers. Damned Johnny Foreigners
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Uh-Huh. Good. Sharp intelligence is always welcome. Well done.

    So, will you be driving down past the Free Trade, or through the Hawick Ind. Est. or past the RM shambles to the east?

    I should like to be there. To wave a flag. And ask somebody why the **** I was not invited.
  7. Se the Royal Navy will be outnumbered 2 to 1 then
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    **** knows. Theres a Cherman and a Scowegian. And some that appear to have palm trees flapping from the flag on the back. I would have taken a pic but I was being pursued at the time.
  9. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Look for the armoured limo (cunningly disguised as a Landcruiser).

    I shall need to consult with my driver regarding the route.....
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You can consult with HM The Queen if you want. It's ******* Byker. Now that I know your ETA you are getting mugged for your pass. And cash. And car. And mobile. Nothing personal.
  11. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Bring it on, I heard all Geordies are pussies....

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  12. Sorry are you going to nosh these foreign sailors when they eventually get a run asore
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I hear the foreign scum are ashore as we speak and heading up the bank.

    This will get messy.
  14. Run asore? Should'nt that be runny sore, with a greenish hue.
  15. Hopefully no monkeys get washed up on a beach during this visit or it'll be in deep shit and have a date with the noose.
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