Prepare to Crash Out Chaps War is Coming

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by geezer466, Oct 27, 2011.

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    Terribly irresponsible journalism I think. Anything for a cheap headline!!
  2. OK, but can we side with Germany this time?

    I think it would go a lot better.
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  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    I showed it to a few Hermans this morning, no sense of humour...... ;-)
  4. Have the French surrendered yet, and what side are the Italians on this week?
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  5. Don't mention the war.
  6. What was it Churchill said " The Hun is either at your throat, or at you feet", methinks Europes feet must stink.
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  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

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  8. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    We shall fight them on the beaches

    (of Greece, that's my towel).
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  9. The one I have just shown it to said "Yeah and this time we leave Russia alone and invade you lot first".

    Some of them have learnt to have a sense of humour. :)
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  10. Lock up your Jews.
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  11. Funny,I live there and have seen fcuk all about this in the press,in fact they´re all patting themselves on the back as they believe they´ve cracked the worst of the crisis.

    Maybe GB should just ban Jews from owning British newspapers,save a hell of a lot of aggro and Europe could grow closer together quite well without stupid headlines like this to cause more hate between ex enemies.
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  12. Her wittering on about ensuring the next 50 years of peace in Europe was all over the news last night. ARD/ZDF etc
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  13. On a more serious note and looking through a very dim looking glass into the future would the Russians allow Germany to rearm to wartime status?

    I think they would chuck some instant sunshine about before that happens.
  14. i'm with the krauts, where can i join the Britisches Freikorps?
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  15. Makes a bloody change it's not the Wail ;-)

    All this EU fiscal crisis is getting on my tits FFs, I think I'll head back to Kos (there yesterday) where they really give a shit about the economy...