It would appear that the Fusball Premier League is either immune from the credit crunch or completely divorced from reality. How is it, that in these bleak times, there is the current mad January scramble with clubs gambling to beat the drop or managers panic buying to avoid the chop, forking out obcene amounts of money in both transfer fees and wages on an assortment of fairly average players. I give you the following few that are being touted around: Jermaine Defoe - Another January, another club 15 Million for gods sake. Scott Parker - Anyone who will pay him 100k a week Pascal (Show me the money) Chimbonda - Biggest waster since Winstone Bogarde seen out his contract at Chelski. El Haj Douf - Just baseball bat his legs and claim the insurance money, would save us from having to witness his eternal sneer. Craig Bellamy - Needs a new city as he is banned from all the clubs and pubs for beating up the barmaids (Puff) Don,t even get me started on Saint Michael friggin Owen. Needs to move closer to Betfred. I could go on but the list would be endless.