Pregnant woman uses train toilet and baby slips out

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  1. Reuters - Thursday, February 28 08:35 am

    AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Tuesday.

    "My delivery was so sudden," said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. "I did not even realise that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet."

    Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.

    "They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby," she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.

    Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

    Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

    (Reporting by Rupam Jain Nair; Editing by Jonathan Allen and Sugita Katyal)
     
  2. ewww whats she gonna call it? ifelloutoftheshitta?
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    She failed to remember how the umbilical chord got cut then . . .
     
  4. Are they sure it's the right one?
     
  5. Passengers should please refrain
    From peeing while the train is in the station
    Tramps and hoboes underneath
    Get it in the eye and teeth
    But that's what comes from being underdog...

    "Except in Woking"
     
  6. The placenta must have gone the same route as the baby?
     
  7. christ, if it slipped out that fast, she must have a fanny like a barn door
     
  8. see! you lot get a cold and its hospitalisation, we push out a sprog and its just a cough! :p