Pregnant woman on train

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by thedurdles1, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man is sitting opposite a young woman on a train, she is about seven months pregnant and is knitting. Every now and again she removes a brown paper bag containing a bottle from her shopping bag and takes a large gulp from it.
    The man says to her, "My dear do you think you should be drinking alcohol when you are expecting a baby soon?" The girl replied. "It ain't alcohol, it's Thalidomide." Shocked the man responded. "That's is even worse than alcohol, why are you drinking that if your pregnant?"
    The woman responded. "Because I am shite at knitting sleeves!"
  2. sicccck but funny :eek: