Pregnant Man Gives Birth!!!

#1
I just saw the BBC news and some Yank bloke has given birth - only in America!!!

Now they've really gone and done it this time!!!!!

Will he claim maintenance??
 
#2
Not really a man, though, as he still had a vagina and ovaries..one of those 'transgender' types caught mid-turn..s/he decided to have a kid before finishing the transfer from girl to guy even though s/he had already started the drugs and such to make the switcheroo..

Hate to think what the kid will grow up thinking..predict years of therapy and possible hearing kid went' off' and shot up a mall at some later date.
 
#4
That's what I get for turning on the TV while still half asleep.

Did I just write that sentence? Oh well, this started badly and its gonny end badly....

Wise man say sound bites no bladdy good till u wakey wakey sah!!!

Thanks chaps....

I'm going back to bed - probably have bladdy nightmares now.....
 
#10
The worlds a fcuking freak show................and I'll bet it had f all to do with publicity money.
 
#11
Not at all. The shimmy in question has been on TV seventeen times and quoted in thirty six newspapers expressly stating that heshe wants no publicity
 

Biped

LE
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#12
There's the rub (geddit?), the bint is actually a bint who hasn't actually had a sex change at all - just had her t1ts lopped off. Stuck a test-tube up her flange, got preggers, had a baby.

Until it got a functioning d1ck, grows a pair, makes its own 'man hormone', it ain't a man. Sue me!
 
#13
I read the tittle of this thread and thought that maybe the Austrian authorities had left one in the cellar.

So basically; A woman got pregnant who also has a beard and looks like a bloke with no tits. Whoooopydeeedooo!
 
#14
Biped said:
There's the rub (geddit?), the bint is actually a bint who hasn't actually had a sex change at all - just had her t1ts lopped off. Stuck a test-tube up her flange, got preggers, had a baby.

Until it got a functioning d1ck, grows a pair, makes its own 'man hormone', it ain't a man. Sue me!
You want to be called Sue?

There's irony somewhere here...
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Older_by_the_day said:
Biped said:
There's the rub (geddit?), the bint is actually a bint who hasn't actually had a sex change at all - just had her t1ts lopped off. Stuck a test-tube up her flange, got preggers, had a baby.

Until it got a functioning d1ck, grows a pair, makes its own 'man hormone', it ain't a man. Sue me!
You want to be called Sue?

There's irony somewhere here...
We know a song about that, don't we kids :D

I don't do irony, and I certainly don't do dishes!
 
#16
Biped said:
Older_by_the_day said:
Biped said:
There's the rub (geddit?), the bint is actually a bint who hasn't actually had a sex change at all - just had her t1ts lopped off. Stuck a test-tube up her flange, got preggers, had a baby.

Until it got a functioning d1ck, grows a pair, makes its own 'man hormone', it ain't a man. Sue me!
You want to be called Sue?

There's irony somewhere here...
We know a song about that, don't we kids :D

I don't do irony, and I certainly don't do dishes!
Ba boom tish!

He's here all day folks.... (groan)

:D
 
#17
it doesn't matter how much you dress it up and what you call it, a gender change is not and never will be a man (or woman), it is an oddity of nature that has had surgery to make it into something it would like to be but isn't.

You can make a t*rd look like a choclolate souffle but believe me, no matter how convincing it is, it will still be a t*rd

Sorry to rant, I have nothing against 'Gays' but the press is Bigging something up out of all proportions again

Next they will be providing proof that it is possible to nail a jelly to the ceiling!
 
#20
Biped said:
Older_by_the_day said:
Biped said:
There's the rub (geddit?), the bint is actually a bint who hasn't actually had a sex change at all - just had her t1ts lopped off. Stuck a test-tube up her flange, got preggers, had a baby.

Until it got a functioning d1ck, grows a pair, makes its own 'man hormone', it ain't a man. Sue me!
You want to be called Sue?

There's irony somewhere here...
We know a song about that, don't we kids :D

I don't do irony, and I certainly don't do dishes!
indeed we do, clicky
 

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