Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the departure lounge of LA airport. The first lady was an arrogant Texas woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centred on whether they had any children, the Texas woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The woman from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

"When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz…”

"Well, isn't that precious?"

"Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this
exquisite diamond bracelet.”

"Well, isn't that precious?"

"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern woman.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

"Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a shit? I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious ... "

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