Pre-Xmas season, efficiently done

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Josh Rosenroth, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Rufus McMennemin was visited by his aunt Amelie.

    Amelie: "Rufus, dear, make it Christmas-like and put up the candles for the 4th of advent.

    Rufus: "Aunt Amelie, I only have two candles left!"

    Amelie: "Rufus, you aren't technically savvy, are you? Light the two candles and take a mirror!"