This afternoon has seen me sink to new depths of boredom, all the staff had a poets day at lunchtime leaving me and a piece of totty which Im strictly forbidden to pester left behind. I entertained myself by calling the RSPCA and asked what kit I would need to visit and have an afternoon being cruel to the guests. After being called an insensitive sicko they hung up................. I then tried to donkey sanctuary and asked if they charge for being cruel to the horses etc, and she called be a childish warped idiot............. I now have a new hobby and the afternoon has flown by. Anymore?