• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

Practical joke help needed.

#1
Last week after a conversation with my workmates, they all stated they had a good sense of humour so i thought i'd put it too the test. So on Monday week i left a message for one of them stating she was to phone a Mr Lyons in the morning and left a phone number under it (the number was for Edinburgh Zoo) She didn't speak to me for 3 days afterwards. Result!! Now the rest off them have said they thought it was really funny so i thought i'd find out. The best way to do it is phone messages and so far i have only come up with 2:

Sue Nammy -number for local port authority,

Hugh Jazz -the diet company that begins with the word weight??!!

So help wanted, they can't be too obvious as it's better if they actually phone.
 
#3
Aww, thought this was the kind of practical joke where you got hair removal cream to their 'nads, while they slept....

Which might I add, is quite amusing. :twisted:
 
#4
a good one if you can get near their computer is to go into word autocorrect options- I think it is under Tools. Anyway autocorrect will change any word for something else when typed. I used to make it so when they typed a common word or even their name- it would change it to something like knobkjockey C8cksmoker etc. This is awesome if they are not that PC literate as they won't figure out how to change it or wtf is going on- it works accross the whole microsoft suite.

If you cahnge a load- even if they find a few- they'l still be a few time bombs
 
#5
This is way too tame.

Why not suggest that in view of the fact that street crime is on the up, she needs a rape alarm.

When it’s close to going home time, simply push her into the bogs, stick a gag in her mouth and shag her violently over a basin.

When you’ve finished your abuse of her lady parts you can then shout in her ear: ‘it’s six o’clock, you old slag’

This is guaranteed to raise a titter in the typing pool
 
#6
Thunder flash, ISFE, Battery, trip switch and length of fishing line, drawers cupboards and under chairs a plenty of fun and laughs.
Pull out thunder flash fuse and insert ISFE of course.
 
#8
Donkey-Spanker said:
How about some of these:

Phil McCavity - dentist
Hugh Jardon - sex shop
Ben Dover - yoga instructor
Yewan Hewzarmi - martial arts classes
Onya Bakjabich - escort agency
Phil Errup - petrol station
Lucy Lastik - underwear shop
Jenny Taylor - gynaecologist
That's fab and exactly what I'm looking for. I'd go with bigeye's option but as I don't have the genitalia to carry it out she may enjoy some dildo action!

The word swapping option has me interested too, most of them rely on me to help with their computer malfunctions.
 
#12
intergeri said:
Donkey-Spanker said:
How about some of these:

Phil McCavity - dentist
Hugh Jardon - sex shop
Ben Dover - yoga instructor
Yewan Hewzarmi - martial arts classes
Onya Bakjabich - escort agency
Phil Errup - petrol stationhttp://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/themes/ARRSE2/images/bbcode/b.gif
Lucy Lastik - underwear shop
Jenny Taylor - gynaecologist
That's fab and exactly what I'm looking for. I'd go with bigeye's option but as I don't have the genitalia to carry it out she may enjoy some dildo action!

The word swapping option has me interested too, most of them rely on me to help with their computer malfunctions.
The result of some terrible accident? How awfull..however what about a strap on. The 'Black Mamba' is a very popular choice I understand.
 
#14
Hugh Jarce - old bar trick. One has to be a little creative with this one. Phone your least favourite barman/woman:

"Hello <name of bar>"
"Hello, I wonder could you check if my mate Hugh's in the bar?"
"OK, what's his other name"
"Jarce"

<Puts receiver down on bar>

"Is there a Hugh Jarce in the bar!?!?"
 
#15
SauceDoctor said:
Hugh Jarce - old bar trick. One has to be a little creative with this one. Phone your least favourite barman/woman:

"Hello <name of bar>"
"Hello, I wonder could you check if my mate Hugh's in the bar?"
"OK, what's his other name"
"Jarce"

<Puts receiver down on bar>

"Is there a Hugh Jarce in the bar!?!?"
Why would you have your least favourite barman/woman's phone number? ;)


Seeing as Bart Simpson's prank calls are what we're talking about, here's a list;

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls
 
#16
ringdoby said:
Screenshot their PC desktop.

Then delete all the icons on the desktop.

Use the screenshot as wallpaper.
One of my old favourites :D

Unfortunately it doesn't work on DII, which is why I considered myself blessed when informed of the following trick (which can be used as a simple workaround for the above, or for the artistic can be used to create some quite extraordinary PC antics):

Create a Powerpoint presentation.

Copy and paste a screendump of their desktop into the first slide.

Copy and paste the slide as many times as you want.

Alternatively, add in humorous pop-up messages, or remove the odd icon here and there as you go through the slides.

Transfer slides to their PC, and run as a full-screen show.

Stand back and watch them click aimlessly, wondering what's going on.
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
A similar one for the PC biff is to the powerpoint presentation on full screen but have it such that it has the desktop on slide one. A simple click takes it to a slide that plays a .wav file - one that says something along the lines of....

"PORN ALERT, PORN ALERT - this man is looking at Gay Porn." that is fixed on repeat (on custom animation) so the only button that makes it stop is the Esc button......unless of course you change the keyboard settings beforehand.......

MMMMMMMMWAahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Edited to add: clearly you will turn the volume onto maximum beforehand as well.
 
#19
Unplug their keyboard.

Tape down the pressel (sp) on the phone.

Tie up the phone cable with twisties.

Fill their umbrellas with the residue of the 2 hole punch.

Loosen the screws on their chairs so when they sit down it immediately drops to the ground.

Sellotape a fish to the underneath of their desk.

Put pin pricks in their cigarettes.

Photocopy a paper clip 20 times and put the copies at the top of the stack in the printer.

That's all for now I think, can't think of any really exciting ones at the moment. :roll:
 
#20
At Gatwick North Terminal there used to be a system where you could key in announcements and a dippy lass read out the announcements on the tannoy airport wide.

I once got her to put out 'a call for Emperor Haillie Selassie from Marcus Garvey of Babylon & Ting who is waiting for him on the Ground Floor Information Desk'
 

Latest Threads