Power point presentations

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by gorilla, Jan 28, 2007.

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  1. Where can I find a DPM background on the internet or elsewhere for use in a powerpoint presentation?
  2. walts.co.uk/ is a real site with DPM background. BFG wasn't taken the piss.
  3. Death by viewfoil. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
  4. Won't be that bad lots of videos of things getting blown up.
  5. Even got a link to here on it! friends apprently:thumbdown:
  6. The Power Point Creed

    This is my PowerPoint. There are many like it but mine is 4.0.

    My PowerPoint is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

    My PowerPoint without me is useless. Without my PowerPoint, I am useless.

    I must format my slides true. I must brief them better than the other staff section who are trying to out-brief me.

    I must brief the impact on the Commander before he asks me. I will.

    My PowerPoint and myself know that what counts in this war is not the number of slides, the colors of the highlights, nor the format of the bullets. We know that it is the new information that counts. We will brief only new information.

    My PowerPoint is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its fonts, its accessories, its formats, and its colors.

    I will keep my PowerPoint slides current and ready to brief. We will become part of each other. We will…

    Before God I swear this creed. My PowerPoint and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our subject. We are the saviors of my career.

    So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace (and the next exercise)!
  7. I am quite sure someone on arrse is responsible for the site. It featured on its own thread a while ago. I cannot begin to guess who is responsible though. :thumright:
  8. "I must use those screeching sound clips each time a new bullet flies in"
    "I must use the in-built clip art"


  9. Excellent!!!!