A kid asks his dad "what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" Dad says "ask the rest of the family if they would sleep with Brad Pit for £1 million." Mom answers, "sure, we could fix up the house and send you kids to nice schools." Big sisters says "I'd do it for free, Brad Pitt is so cute." Big brother has to think for a minute, but says he would to get a new car and he could avoid work for years. Kid returns to dad, who asks him what he learned. "Well, potentially we are sitting on £3 million here, but realistically we are living with two hookers and a queer."