potential recruits course

#1
Iv got a “potential recruits course” with The Kings Toop at the beginning of October, can anyone in the know tell me what this will entail and what I should take with me, as the letter I received from them was a little vague, and I want to try and avoid turning up with a removal van full of stuff! Thanks for any help.

Tinker
 
#2
sniffle-snaffle said:
a large tub of of KY jelly for the Arrse reaming you will get off of the bummers

Ha ha ha Quality,

Were you dry bummed?
 
#3
Ok ok enough of the KY jelly jokes! (Been to cost cutters and bought a huge tub! :wink: )

Do I need to take jodhpurs and Wellingtons or jeans and boots?
 
#4
Take a horse - New Labour have sold the rest.
 
#7
Tinker said:
Iv got a “potential recruits course” with The Kings Toop at the beginning of October, can anyone in the know tell me what this will entail and what I should take with me, as the letter I received from them was a little vague, and I want to try and avoid turning up with a removal van full of stuff! Thanks for any help.

Tinker
I suggest "nipple clamps" and a "pool-ball gag", jodphurs/breaches are so last decade it's all arrsless leather chaps these days.

You will be issued your nice studded lanyard and a leather No2 Dress hat (c/w chain chin strap) on completion of training.

PS, don't bother with the KY, there's plenty to go around!
 

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