This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
Top quality - I take it you joke here? This ain't Noel Edmunds Multi-Colour Post Swap you know. Apparently, MCM Div (AGC Sldrs) do a bit of a line in MS issues. (Or they did until the 'machines' took control and cocked it all up)!
Except that you are not allowed to call them, so put it in writing (triplicate) send it to your HQ where they will action it, once they have finished drinking tea and causing chaos throughout the developed world. Of course they will listen and be sympathetic to your needs.