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Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by pickles121, Jun 11, 2013.

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  1. Hi, I'm getting posted to Germany in a month, can anybody give me any up to date info on best way to phone and text home to the uk? Thanks
  2. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    When phoning home from Germany it is necessary to get blithering drunk in the Naafi, then use 10pfg bits (cents now?) to ring your g/f.

    For best results, forget about the time difference and ring her at 2am.

    That's what I always used to do anyway.
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  3. Get Skype as all the camps now have wifinity. If you have a smartphone its free. Or get Whatsapp thats also free. Also you will break up with your girlfriend in about 2 months.
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  4. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    You will be too drunk to operate anything as complicated as a 'phone and the vultures are already circling in anticipation of your girl friend dumping you.
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  5. I just need useful info on the phone contract not relationship advice! Thanks... No bitter relationship comments
  6. You can hardly call that advice. It's more like a prediction. :)
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  7. Simple advice....

    Do NOT get any contract phone in Germany! Get a Pre Paid card and stick with it...There are many different deals here and it's up to you to choose which suits.
  8. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    You don't need a phone. Your mrs is going to leave you because this will be you after a couple of months in Germany. Would YOU talk to that?

    No. Of course you wouldn't.[video=youtube;d-TbwUgXHsk][/video]
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  9. I know him!

    That's Smudge, or is it Tug, or Dinger maybe.

    No, it's definitely Nobby
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  10. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    I don't know whohe is, but he look a lot like an armourer to me.
  11. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    DEAR PICKLES I HAVE MET THIS LAD IN A CLUB , HE PLAYS IN A BAND AND HAS ASKED ME TO WATCH HIM AT HIS GIGS . wELL we travelled on a few overnighters and one thing lead to another . He was lonely i was lonely and yew are so far away . Any way you are sacked but I would like us to still remain friends.
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  12. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Christmas down the Legion. Can't beat it.
  13. Don't be so ******* precious. She'll be chugging some other bloke's boner before the first weekend is over.
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  14. Personally, because they speak a different language, I always found it easier to just press the numbered buttons on the phone, listen in the earpiece and speak in the mouthpiece. Always seemed to work for me !