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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by viking21, Apr 30, 2009.

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  1. I have to nominate this imaginative brilliant new release by Miner. Not only was it funny but also brilliantly thought out.



    Post Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:43 pm
    Sung to the Quality Street, Magic Moments tune.

    For our special friend out there.

    The smile on your face,
    As we entered your place,
    Was quite alluring.
    The look in your eyes,
    As you pulled down my flies,
    I felt a stirring.

    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.

    The feel of your tongue,
    Round the rim of my bum,
    Was very hypnotic.
    The kernel of corn,
    Which you gobbled all down,
    Was slightly erotic.

    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.

    You got on all fours,
    I loved your back doors,
    They looked ready for fudging.
    Your brown eye looked back,
    All browny and black,
    I started nudging.

    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.

    As I opened your hole,
    To slip in my pole,
    You started moaning.
    I pumped to & fro,
    Trying not to blow,
    You love a good boning.


    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.

    As I pulled out your rear,
    You spun on your ear,
    And took it full face.
    The load of my seed,
    You lapped up with greed,
    And at such pace.

    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.

    So it’s really quite clear,
    That your hatred of queers,
    Is all a smokescreen.
    You cover your tracks,
    And your love of bare backs,
    You’re such a queen.

    Magic moments,
    Viking is a gayer.
    Magic moments,
    He likes it up his rear.
    _________________
    Proud to be British. Privilaged to be Welsh.

    Dont Be Stupid, Be A Smarty come on Join The Nazi Party.

    He's the most overrated person since Judas Iscariot won the AD33 'Best Disciple' Award.
     
  2. Is this you coming out then?
     
  3. I think someone's got a bit too much time on their hands...
     
  4. Mine was many of the ones in the Lady thread because it's warm red blood flows through these veins.

    Poems about gays are not the highlight of my week! Phuck me, you do it to yourself. :roll:
     
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Is this thread not delivering, I.E. by being shit? Or am I mistaken?
     
  6. To Yazoo's Only You:

    Reading a news story about
    How we'll soon be wiped out
    By mutations
    Started off in Mexico
    But soon it'll go
    To all nations


    They're trying hard to make us comprehend
    Telling us the world is gonna end
    They're really in a stew
    Over "Flu"


    Influenza isn't a breeze
    It's a nasty disease
    It's a killer
    Whether it's from birds or from swine
    Or maybe next time
    From gorilla


    Poor reporting makes me wearier
    Ignorance spreading hysteria
    They haven't got a clue
    About "Flu"


    Why are people always so dense
    Why can't they get a sense
    Of proportion
    Tens of thousands die each year: true
    From "ord'nary" flu
    (And abortion)


    Twitter twits wittering wantonly
    Spreading panic pandemic-ally
    So what's a guy to do?
    Only "Flu"
     
  7. As flattered as I am, Vicky.
    That crap piece of prose did not deserve a thread of it's own.

    Do you fancy me?
     
  8. I do.
     
  9. You & many others. :p
     
  10. Competition eh? Well you sir, just got added to my rape list. Right after Viking21.
     
  11. It's not rape it's Surprise Sex.
    & it's not a surprise if I'm expecting it. :D
     
  12. Well I must say the NAAFI has gone fcuking downhill recently. I might have to go somewhere else for a brew, a pie and a bit o banter
     
  13. well fuck off then old chap
    :D
     
  14. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The blood stained backseat of London Taxi,
    The way she wriggled when its up her jacksee,
    And when I piss it stings,
    These foolish things,
    Remind me of you.

    A plastic chopper in a paper parcel,
    The way she'll wriggle when its in her love hole,
    The way the left one swings,
    These foolish things,
    Remind me of you.
     
  15. Good one Geri