Post of the Week.

#1
I have to nominate this imaginative brilliant new release by Miner. Not only was it funny but also brilliantly thought out.



Post Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:43 pm
Sung to the Quality Street, Magic Moments tune.

For our special friend out there.

The smile on your face,
As we entered your place,
Was quite alluring.
The look in your eyes,
As you pulled down my flies,
I felt a stirring.

Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.

The feel of your tongue,
Round the rim of my bum,
Was very hypnotic.
The kernel of corn,
Which you gobbled all down,
Was slightly erotic.

Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.

You got on all fours,
I loved your back doors,
They looked ready for fudging.
Your brown eye looked back,
All browny and black,
I started nudging.

Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.

As I opened your hole,
To slip in my pole,
You started moaning.
I pumped to & fro,
Trying not to blow,
You love a good boning.


Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.

As I pulled out your rear,
You spun on your ear,
And took it full face.
The load of my seed,
You lapped up with greed,
And at such pace.

Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.

So it’s really quite clear,
That your hatred of queers,
Is all a smokescreen.
You cover your tracks,
And your love of bare backs,
You’re such a queen.

Magic moments,
Viking is a gayer.
Magic moments,
He likes it up his rear.
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Dont Be Stupid, Be A Smarty come on Join The Nazi Party.

He's the most overrated person since Judas Iscariot won the AD33 'Best Disciple' Award.
 
#2
Is this you coming out then?
 
#4
Mine was many of the ones in the Lady thread because it's warm red blood flows through these veins.

Poems about gays are not the highlight of my week! Phuck me, you do it to yourself. :roll:
 
#6
To Yazoo's Only You:

Reading a news story about
How we'll soon be wiped out
By mutations
Started off in Mexico
But soon it'll go
To all nations


They're trying hard to make us comprehend
Telling us the world is gonna end
They're really in a stew
Over "Flu"


Influenza isn't a breeze
It's a nasty disease
It's a killer
Whether it's from birds or from swine
Or maybe next time
From gorilla


Poor reporting makes me wearier
Ignorance spreading hysteria
They haven't got a clue
About "Flu"


Why are people always so dense
Why can't they get a sense
Of proportion
Tens of thousands die each year: true
From "ord'nary" flu
(And abortion)


Twitter twits wittering wantonly
Spreading panic pandemic-ally
So what's a guy to do?
Only "Flu"
 
#12
Well I must say the NAAFI has gone fcuking downhill recently. I might have to go somewhere else for a brew, a pie and a bit o banter
 
#13
Father_Famine said:
Well I must say the NAAFI has gone fcuking downhill recently. I might have to go somewhere else for a brew, a pie and a bit o banter
well fuck off then old chap
:D
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#14
The blood stained backseat of London Taxi,
The way she wriggled when its up her jacksee,
And when I piss it stings,
These foolish things,
Remind me of you.

A plastic chopper in a paper parcel,
The way she'll wriggle when its in her love hole,
The way the left one swings,
These foolish things,
Remind me of you.
 
#15
intergeri said:
To Yazoo's Only You:

Reading a news story about
How we'll soon be wiped out
By mutations
Started off in Mexico
But soon it'll go
To all nations


They're trying hard to make us comprehend
Telling us the world is gonna end
They're really in a stew
Over "Flu"


Influenza isn't a breeze
It's a nasty disease
It's a killer
Whether it's from birds or from swine
Or maybe next time
From gorilla


Poor reporting makes me wearier
Ignorance spreading hysteria
They haven't got a clue
About "Flu"


Why are people always so dense
Why can't they get a sense
Of proportion
Tens of thousands die each year: true
From "ord'nary" flu
(And abortion)


Twitter twits wittering wantonly
Spreading panic pandemic-ally
So what's a guy to do?
Only "Flu"
Good one Geri
 
#16
Firstly the thread is open to any posts which people think is relevent to the title name.

It could be a complete waffle of a post or just a classic funny and imaginative one. All posts are welcome.... :)
 
#17
viking21 said:
Firstly the thread is open to any posts which people think is relevent to the title name.

It could be a complete waffle of a post or just a classic funny and imaginative one. All posts are welcome.... :)
And how would you know your 10
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#18
viking21 said:
I have to nominate this imaginative brilliant new release by Miner. Not only was it funny but also brilliantly thought out.
I very much doubt Milner will believe you are the wife of the ex Nigerian Oil Minister with $25,000,000 under the bed. Nice try though.
 

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