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Post Exercise Routine

Weapon clean and in
Beer and war stories
Bath and beer at the same time
Take away curry , to degunk the rat pack
More beer and war stories for her indoors
Proper dump
Simpsons cartoon and beer
Bed and moaning "ooooooh Darling, just rub the deep heat in will you, no I'm too knackered..."

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