Possibly delicate question: male escort ohdear or wellplayed

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Justzisguy, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. Here's a tricky one that the search function hasn't been able to help with:

    Non-sexual male escort; discrete and whatnot. Something to mention during RCB given a previous CAT1 at pre-RCB when not a gentleman companion for ladies?

    On the one hand it could be a case of, "No more rent boys here, please." On the other hand, "Demonstrates initiative and social skills to earn pocket money."

    I am aware of the shenanigans involving mortar platoons but I would quickly assure whom ever may care that my cup of tea is not taken in that manner at all.

    Dinner, theatre, corporate functions; that sort of thing.

  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    For Christ sake - keep that story until you hit the Mess - you may attract some kudos there. You'll burn if you mention it at RCB.
  3. Unfuckingbelievable! Going to stay in a while then give The Sun a ring with your story? Fuck off and join the RAF instead :x
  4. Have I understood correctly what you have said here ? You are fecking joking aren't you ? Or is this a wah ? It seems that you, a rim-fiddling hob-nobber, are asking for advice on ARRSE on telling someone about your tail-gunning exploits ? My advise would be to try it out by walking into a pub frequented by skin-heads or Hell's Angels and see what they think about your tendancy to ride the chocolade-schnellweg. It may be something similar in the Army ...
  5. Is this a Wah?
  6. I appreciate this reads like a windup. It is not.

    It also does exactly what it says on the tin. You (attractive, professional lady, requires companion for boring event) order the services of a young man (by services, we mean time) to accompany you to said event and lighten the mood.

    No jiggy-jiggy implied.
  7. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Shite job then - didn't even get your leg over? Piss-poor performance, frankly. My advice remains......but not for the original reason :D
  8. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    My advice is that the escort thing is the past, its all about focus now...such major life changes are like crossing a river.... :wink:

  9. We? WE?! - How many of you FFS?

  10. You are a man-whore but lack the drive to close the deal obviously. I agree with the previous poster, pop on your best Farah slacks and join the RAF. If you are butch, RAF Regiment. If you are really butch, WRAF...
  11. Just keep it schtum. I doubt that the Lt. Col at the board will look too favourably on your man whoring regardless of whether it 'demonstrates initiative' or not.

    Well done for doing something interesting that nearly all others have not...but just leave it out, it's neither appropriate or clever.
  12. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    So you were a man hoor and you haven't even got any Naffi tales?
    It's worth telling if you can spice it up for the troops
    ''Oh yes I once earn't £500 for a night out with this bird then she chucked and extra £300 for me to go elbow deep up 'er 'oop''
    Your troops -'' good drills sah''
    You -'' ''Oh yes I once earn't £500 for a night out with this bird''
    Your troops - '' then what ?''
    You '' nothing I dropped her off I don't do sex you know it only a night out and straight home for me''
    Your troops - '' oh right sir well played''
    What your troops mean '' oi Fred watch out for the new officer some slapper payed 500 notes for a night out and he never rattled it Poof''

    Linking this to another thread
    How good a Commando mag would that be?
    Fanshaw minor '' One used to be a male escort''
    Chalky White the earstwhile Bren gunner '' Cor luvaduck your a card sir an no mistake'' :D