Possible Northampton Walt?

#1

Mr_Fingerz

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#2
OK so he has heartburn and snores. But walting about being from Nothampton? Why would anyone do that?
 
#4
You're right. He'd obviously got that Mk4 noddy suit off eBay and had his mugshot taken in his mate's Scammell on Hunstanton beach. Fucking walt needs to try harder.
 
#5
Was he trying to shag your mother in law then. Is she fit?

Walt detector on max sensitivity and not a flicker so far...
 
#7
Has a chest full of medals when asked what they were told her he couldn't tell her what they were due to the official secrets act.
 
#8
At last a 'Walt' story.

“For years I could not stand the smell of meat as it brought back the smell of burning bodies,” he said.

My mate was tasked with clearing up the Basrah road and has since developed issues. Why do we suspect he is a walt? Seems legit to me.
 
#10
At last a 'Walt' story.

“For years I could not stand the smell of meat as it brought back the smell of burning bodies,” he said.

My mate was tasked with clearing up the Basrah road and has since developed issues. Why do we suspect he is a walt? Seems legit to me.
Because the OP is one of many who fire up the walt cry, I suspect its for some sort of validation or to be recognised for outing someone, not heard a story on here yet that went 'Met this bloke, who said he was this or that and had been here or there, so i fronted him up and challenged him about it'....
 
#11
So your Mother in Law meets a bloke, tells you his dits, you dive straight onto the internet to 'out' him without having the bollocks to challenge him yourself?

Bit of a fanny arent you?
Well one I've never met the bloke, Mother in Law just happened to bring it up that something wasnt quite right with his stories. e.g how he couldn't tell her what his medals were for. etc.

And two I do have a fanny if that counts...?
 
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#12
Has a chest full of medals when asked what they were told her he couldn't tell her what they were due to the official secrets act.
I reckon the Waltenkommando would love to meet your M-i-L. I bet she ran home and phoned you immediately and in whispered tongue gave you the 10 figure grid of the last positive sighting of "Mr.Walt"

Then again, you could just be a cunt and made it all up.

I call Walt Waltfinder...
 
#13
After leaving the army in 1994 Colin, who is married to Jane, aged 48, and dad to Jonathan, 12, and seven-year-old Cara, set up and ran a successful financial advice firm. But his ill health forced him to give up work.

So is he after tapping her or not?

Its documented that he was in, he most probably is trying to embelish his service record. a pod op having a fag whilst driving to Basra is barely a good war story is it?

Looking at the state of him now, mentally and physically, let him have his 5 mins of fame down the pub
 
#14
And guys if you read the first quote correctly I am not implying that he hasn't been to the Gulf, just that he was rather cagey about what his medals were for even though he cuts about the local town with a chest full.

MoD tells Gulf War veteran his army medical records have been lost - Sunday Mercury

The mother-in-law, met this guy not too long ago and he was regailing her with a few sneaky beaky stories that didnt really add up with him being Royal Transport Corps, not being there at the time and also being a 300 spartan he could be gen?
 
#15
Well one I've never met the bloke, Mother in Law just happened to bring it up that something wasnt quite right with his stories. e.g how he couldn't tell her what his medals were for. etc.

And two I do have a fanny if that counts...?
Fuck me this walt business needs fucking drowning like a downie baby.

It's acceptable to tell impossibly unbelievable tales to slags as long as there is half a chance she will be eating your arse out in a hotel room by sundown whilst she wanks you off.

Fair enough, 'fanny' being the wrong word, Ill go for cunt then, ............... your a cunt :)
 
#16
proof you have a fanny please else

WALT FANNY

if he is walking to Tescos wearing a VC or Burmese Star the out him, if like every other squaddie its NI GSM UNPROFOR UNFICYP, etc else if you haven't served thank the poor bloke and engage him in conversation
 
#17
Fair enough, 'fanny' being the wrong word, Ill go for cunt then, ............... your a cunt :)
Is that anyway to talk to a lady? You're getting awfully defensive, I haven't upset you have I? I would have terrible trouble sleeping tonight if I did.
 

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