Possible Mother-in-Law Present?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 17, 2007.

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  1. quote:
    " a 60 year old woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel. the 10 month old beast, a present from her family knocked th woman to the ground , stamped on her head and then lay on top of her [ he had previously tried to smother the family goat - but you know how goats can really p!ss you off so it's understandable, that ].."

    according to a camel expert.. that's how they kill their opponents - they try to pull the legs out from under them, then sit on them to smother them, using their ' brisket' the hard part beneath their chest..

    how much do they cost and would a mother-in-law accept this with a heartfelt smile if given at Christmas?
  2. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I thought that was the story where it was trying to give her one!
  3. I'll have 2 please!
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think I saw a picture of this woman reently in the 'How far can this thread be deviated?' thread - she was dead (scuse pun) fit, and it's no wonder that the beast wanted to fill her right up with dromedary fat.

    Camel-Toe Porn Clicky

    I for one can well understand the camel desire, nay need! :twisted:
  5. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I couldnt do it, I like my MiL just to annoy my wife, she also used to look a lot like Joyce Grenfell!