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Possible ARRSE money-raising venture?

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This is probably old news to you lot, but the ' story ' just made it across the big pond to the True North and it got me thinking.. what would be the odds a bookmaker would give on a race between MDN's and Lord Flasheart's swimmies??

if the BBC can run a contest on Lab Rats where a scientist and a comedian -put out to stud- and donated a sample each for a sperm race.. I figure...

any of you see the episode entitled " Able Bodied Semen" ?
Seems they had to handicap the scientist, though as his sperm count was much higher than the comedian - to level the field, as it were, they made him drink heavily, stop exercising and eat junk food.....

The comedian won by a - um - nose...

so...what's the odds?.. and do you get disqualified if you hit a rubber barrier or just swim around in circles?...

could raise a few bob....though I don't know who'd be the judges...
 

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