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Posh Totty - Love it or Loath it?

#1
Posh Totty, love it or loath it...

Cut-glass accent, M and S twin-set and pearls, drinks sherry and eats chockies from boxes, not multi pack bars...

And my prime example of the genre...



The lurrrrrvly Ms Allsopp...

Kleenex at the ready, in your own time, carry on...
 
#9
to look at its fine, but due to my job i have to deal with these types on a daily bassis, i loath them!!!

any longer than 10 min and i want to stamp on there face. stuck up snobby up there own arses!
dont get me started on the way they carry there hand bags in teh crook of there arm and have there hand flopping about like its broken!!! cnuts !! !!!

i die with shame wth the way they treat staff in reasturants and bars ect






i still would though
 
#11
I drive through every day and occasionally shop in Lambourn, Berks, labelled as the Valley of the Racehorse, and as you can imagine there's stacks of fit posh Horsey type MILF's about.

Very Yum Yum!
 
#14
FourEM said:
Would you rather it be a bloke thread you mincer :D
Haha - my reputation for dealing in absolutes preceeds me...!

StickyToffeePudding said:
Tied of looking/talking/perving over fitties are we old man...?

Mr Death, Mr Death, another over here that's well past his use by date... :roll:
Never tire of looking at fitties, but Kirsty Allsop and TPT? I'd rather stick my head in a lion's mouth whilst flicking its love-spuds.

...I just get the impression this one will be locked like all the others when the mods catch up with it.

Me and meridian tried a similar thing once 'for cheridy' of all things - that too got locked. Shame really, because it was quite funny too... :D

Edited to add: I do agree on Nigella though :drool:
 
#15
exnorthener said:
to look at its fine, but due to my job i have to deal with these types on a daily bassis, i loath them!!!

any longer than 10 min and i want to stamp on there face. stuck up snobby up there own arses!
dont get me started on the way they carry there hand bags in teh crook of there arm and have there hand flopping about like its broken!!! cnuts !! !!!
A good coping mechanism is to grade them 1-10 by how much their heads wobble when they're talking. I put it down to a combination of excessive horse riding and too many bits of heavyweight tortoiseshell crap in their hair.
 
#16
shape.when.wet said:
exnorthener said:
to look at its fine, but due to my job i have to deal with these types on a daily bassis, i loath them!!!
Up the back stairs with the scullery maids then? Nowt wrong with that.
due to my accent the posh ones look at me in disgust as soon as i open my mouth!
 
#18
JesterRIP said:
FourEM said:
Would you rather it be a bloke thread you mincer :D
Haha - my reputation for dealing in absolutes preceeds me...!

StickyToffeePudding said:
Tied of looking/talking/perving over fitties are we old man...?

Mr Death, Mr Death, another over here that's well past his use by date... :roll:
Never tire of looking at fitties, but Kirsty Allsop and TPT? I'd rather stick my head in a lion's mouth whilst flicking its love-spuds.

...I just get the impression this one will be locked like all the others when the mods catch up with it.

Me and meridian tried a similar thing once 'for cheridy' of all things - that too got locked. Shame really, because it was quite funny too... :D
So posting a piccie of Princess M has kind of, er..., fcuked me then... :roll:
 
#19
Off thread for a moment.........Fridge Magnet - who is that masked fella at the bottom of your post? A flash back to my childhood TV watching and now doing my nut in because I cannot remember who it was. Cheers
 

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#20
Love it so much I married one.

TPT can ram it though. My ex flatmate used to rattle her for a bit. He said she was a top shag but only because she was absolutely mental and used to snort chang like it was going out of fashion.
 

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