Posh Tottie looking for some DPM action

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SuperTrooper, Sep 24, 2005.

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  1. Sorry, she's a practicing christian. I f*cking hate christians.
     
  2. Had her..
     
  3. Doesn't look like your average "Squaddie chaser"!

    Must have posted her profile on the wrong site.... :D

    Though could be a good pad, in ronhills and stilettos!
     
  4. Feck, that's that bird with the big norks from 'Nuts'.
     
  5. So:

    She hates racists but she is looking for someone white

    It's a sideshot so it's probably fatter than Anya's left flap

    She likes Reading. Or is that reading?

    Resultant - fat, semi-snooty Dago rugby muncher.

    I would.
     
  6. The one who hangs around with Michelle thingamy bob, that looks as if she should be working at the checkout at Tescos (with big norks)?

    trickywoo56 wrote:
    So:
    She likes Reading. Or is that reading?
    I would.

    Anyone who likes Reading must be crap... it's a s***hole.
     
  7. She likes jazz......does that include jazz mags?
    She is v v v attractive though which probably means she's up her own arrse :(
     
  8. Yeah, thats the one!
     
  9. I'm dead tempted to send her message with a link to this thread!!!
     
  10. Only problem is...it's a proper ball ache trying to register on these shagging sites!

    Done. Maybe now she'll come and play with us here!

    Giselle, honey, if you're reading this...please ignore the blatant sexual bravado. There are loads of ladies on this site, and a good thing too, because they help calm it down a bit!
     
  11. For her I would even wear a navy uniform.......or whatever she wanted me to wear!

    So intense, so intelligent, nice norks!

    Help me......I'm twisted!!!! :twisted:
     
  12. No you aren't mate, there's nothing wrong with you. You are a perfectly normal squirrel!
     
  13. I'd poke her, no probs. However at 38 I'm out of the bracket, Still worth a tug