Posh Spice a Closet Guy

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  1. Well, bust me wide open with a ballpeen!

    Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby..

    WTF??

    by that standard I have a Lesbian inside me just waiting to get it on with other women..

    and this passes for breaking news in the world press these days...puts the ' economic downturn' in perspective doesn't it?
     
  2. All Victoria Beckham can fit inside her is a couple of pipecleaners to keep her upright!
     
  3. Bet you can't make the next one take up two pages!
     
  4. Say again all after "transitional.dtd">"
     
  5. 27 pages of fuck all. 20 mins of my life wasted.

    Like I'd read it all!!!!
     
  6. Only 20 mins? I got the distinct impression that you had spent the majority of your waking hours wasted. :)
     
  7. This woman's shamelessly insatiable desire for publicity knows no bounds,does it?
     
  8. I agree - she even LOOKS gay........ffs

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    Jarrod must be gagging for her / him / it

    I mean, come on lads, non of us would, would we................................. :?:

    What a fcukin munter - oik, spuff, oik, spuff....

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    Don't look at her she's hideous, omg - I'm gonna puke.....

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  9. I can well believe that Posh has had a gay guy inside her.

    Come on David, come out of that closet!
     
  10. She looks like she's got two gay blokes shaved heads down her top, in fact you can see the guy on the lefts ear.
    There you were thinking she had nipples like chapel hat pegs and really they are Gay Noses

    Do you think she'd break if you give her a good portion?
     
  11. If i copped off with 'that' after a night on the sauce, id slam the armoury door on my c0ck in disgust :twisted:
     
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    "Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby.."

    Translation:

    I like it up the ricker! :x
     
  13. Gays normally have good clothes sense.
     
  14. Is that you speaking from personal experience Markintime ? lol
     
  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And you would know why, exactly? :twisted: