Posh Spice a Closet Guy

#1
Well, bust me wide open with a ballpeen!

Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby..

WTF??

by that standard I have a Lesbian inside me just waiting to get it on with other women..

and this passes for breaking news in the world press these days...puts the ' economic downturn' in perspective doesn't it?
 
#2
All Victoria Beckham can fit inside her is a couple of pipecleaners to keep her upright!
 
#3
Bet you can't make the next one take up two pages!
 
#4
Say again all after "transitional.dtd">"
 
#5
27 pages of fuck all. 20 mins of my life wasted.

Like I'd read it all!!!!
 
#8
I agree - she even LOOKS gay........ffs



Jarrod must be gagging for her / him / it

I mean, come on lads, non of us would, would we................................. :?:

What a fcukin munter - oik, spuff, oik, spuff....



Don't look at her she's hideous, omg - I'm gonna puke.....

 
#9
I can well believe that Posh has had a gay guy inside her.

Come on David, come out of that closet!
 
#10
Spank-it said:
I agree - she even LOOKS gay........ffs


She looks like she's got two gay blokes shaved heads down her top, in fact you can see the guy on the lefts ear.
There you were thinking she had nipples like chapel hat pegs and really they are Gay Noses

Do you think she'd break if you give her a good portion?
 

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#12
"Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby.."

Translation:

I like it up the ricker! :x
 

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#15
Markintime said:
Auld-Yin said:
"Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby.."
Gays normally have good clothes sense.
And you would know why, exactly? :twisted:
 
#16
Auld-Yin said:
Markintime said:
Auld-Yin said:
"Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby.."
Gays normally have good clothes sense.
And you would know why, exactly? :twisted:
Cos you always look dapper old chap! ;)
 

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#18
Markintime said:
Auld-Yin said:
Markintime said:
Auld-Yin said:
"Victoria Becks says that she feels like she has a Gay Guy inside her as she has more in common with homosexuals than with women or hetero guys, even her hubby.."
Gays normally have good clothes sense.
And you would know why, exactly? :twisted:
Cos you always look dapper old chap! ;)
That would be a first :oops:
 

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#20
Thus answering that question which was asked of her hubbie every time he played a match in the UK.

'Does she take it up the arrse?'
 
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