Posh Bogs

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I think I can remember a thread somewhere on Arrse about horrible toilets. But I can't remember a thread about Posh Bogs. If it's been done before, apologies. If not, have you visited any good bogs worth easing springs in?

This one is the gents toilet in the Victoria Hotel, Chau Doc city, An Giang Province, Vietnam.
 

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Sadly I can't find any pics but can recommend the Waldorf Astoria in New York. Absolutely amazing. Well the ladies is, haven't tried the gents but imagine it would be equally amazing.

Can also recommend the public loos in Ephesus, cleanest I have ever seen, they sparkled. That was saying sth for Turkey in the early 80s :D
 

maguire

LE
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#4
The Radisson Edwardian in Leicester Square.
 
#5
C'mon guys (n gals) we need pictures :D
 
#6
Peninsula Hotel , Hong Kong . You can see the whole city from the toilets that belong to the the bar on the top floor, the urinals are conveniently placed so you can enjoy the city view while you take a leak.
 
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eodmatt said:
C'mon guys (n gals) we need pictures :D
Somewhere in the dessert, rose
 
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Somewhere down south. It was most definitely a bog and by Benny standards, a portakabin is considered posh.

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#9
Well it isn't posh, but as it's all you had, it will do - and at least its a pic. :D
 
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eodmatt said:
Well it isn't posh, but as it's all you had, it will do - and at least its a pic. :D
To me a posh bog is somewhere the phantom shitter hasn't yet visited and at least one of the traps has a seat.
 
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fairmaidofperth said:
Dobbie's Garden Centre Shepton Mallet

That seems a good enough reason to piss on the floor. :)
 
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spoiltb said:
Peninsula Hotel , Hong Kong. You can see the whole city from the toilets that belong to the the bar on the top floor, the urinals are conveniently placed so you can enjoy the city view while you take a leak.
Beat me to it. The bar and restaurant are called Felix, and the bogs alone are worth the visit.

The lift going up there has a rippled wood interior - it's a bit like being inside a Cadbury's Flake.

I've always liked the bogs in Freemasons Hall in Great Queen Street.

BTW, isn't there a public loo somewhere with glass header tanks with goldfish in them? When you flush the water goes down but not enough to strand the fish.
 

udipur

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#16
In line with the Peninsula hotel - the Warner Stand at Lords has eye height windows so you won't miss any of the fast paced, action packed sport taking place on the field below.

A design mirrored in the Long Room at the MCG, by the way.
 
#17
Lord Jim's restaurant at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok. Not only does the attendant hand out scented hand towels, he'll also give you a quick neck and shoulder massage while you're standing at the urinal.

Not being the multicultural sort, I assumed I was being robbed and/or raped as soon as the attendant laid hands on me. Spun round, still in full flow, swamping myself, the floor and the hapless attendant. Several seconds of wildly flailing fists ensued while my still exposed willy continued to discharge in the manner of a fire hose that's running at full pressure with nobody hanging on to it.
 
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Ancient_Mariner said:
Lord Jim's restaurant at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok. Not only does the attendant hand out scented hand towels, he'll also give you a quick neck and shoulder massage while you're standing at the urinal.

Not being the multicultural sort, I assumed I was being robbed and/or raped as soon as the attendant laid hands on me. Spun round, still in full flow, swamping myself, the floor and the hapless attendant. Several seconds of wildly flailing fists ensued while my still exposed willy continued to discharge in the manner of a fire hose that's running at full pressure with nobody hanging on to it.
Class act and hard to follow! :lol:
 
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Ancient_Mariner said:
Lord Jim's restaurant at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok. Not only does the attendant hand out scented hand towels, he'll also give you a quick neck and shoulder massage while you're standing at the urinal.

Not being the multicultural sort, I assumed I was being robbed and/or raped as soon as the attendant laid hands on me. Spun round, still in full flow, swamping myself, the floor and the hapless attendant. Several seconds of wildly flailing fists ensued while my still exposed willy continued to discharge in the manner of a fire hose that's running at full pressure with nobody hanging on to it.
:rofl: Brilliant.

No photos of posh bogs, but at the other end of the scale I give you Nigeria (you'll probably have to click on the pic to read it):
 

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Does anyone else find this set of urinals disturbing? :? (And I'm not even Roman Catholic. ;) )
 

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