Posh & Becks - Caption Competion

Ex England captain reacts to rumours that his wife is a lady boy
Ive told you before get your hand off the CNUT .... Posh is told.
Beckham follows the example of the Little Dutch Boy.
No, you stupid b1tch. Of course that's not what Romeo meant, when he said he wanted to be a Beaver.
Yep. Rebecca Loos is deinitely tighter AND wetter.

Edited: or alternatively:

You don't wear duo-balls like jewellery ...... they go on the inside.
Beckham checks to see if Posh is in heat and ready to concept another little sh1t to the clan.
Ok Posh, lets see how far you can fire the ping pong ball