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Portugese Brown-Eye

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006.

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  1. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

    Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.
     
    RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006
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  2. Henry_Tombs

    Henry_Tombs LE

    Henry_Tombs, Apr 19, 2006
    #2
  3. Ice_and_a_Slice

    Ice_and_a_Slice Old-Salt

    Bum hole? At a guess.

    You wouldn't believe the things that come up when you google it, mostly Escorts and I don't mean the Ford variety!

    Just bloody ask them, then tell us!
     
    Ice_and_a_Slice, Apr 19, 2006
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  4. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    How bad does it have to be to be censored on a list of porn words/phrases?
    I have to know what it is now.

    No 7 on that list is hilarious....
     
    theoriginalphantom, Apr 19, 2006
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  5. sciff69uk

    sciff69uk Clanker

    :lol: :lol:
     
    sciff69uk, Apr 19, 2006
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  6. flowers

    flowers LE

    8O Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

    Anyone want their walnut tickled?!! :lol: :lol:
     
    flowers, Apr 19, 2006
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  7. msr

    msr LE

    msr, Apr 19, 2006
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  8. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    yeah alright we all believe that you don't know what it really is. :? :? :? :?
     
    A_Knocker_Till_The_End, Apr 19, 2006
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  9. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    Aaand flowers just became the most eligible bachelorette on arrse :lol:

    Is that genuine? Prostate milking? That's a bit tame to be honest - I was thinking it probably had something to do with oven gloves and mouthwash and a surprised-looking mule called Pancho...
     
    RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006
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  10. sandmanfez

    sandmanfez LE

    Jeeeesus Petal, I've said it before, but it bears repeating, you really are a very bad girl arent you? :D
     
    sandmanfez, Apr 19, 2006
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  11. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    Now, I know it's definitely more than just the bung-hole. Look up portugese breakfast on there out of interest. mmmm...Ginsters.
     
    RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006
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  12. flowers

    flowers LE

    It certainly is!! If you know your male anatomy you can find it no worries, and surprise the chap with a hands-free orgasm...
    Shite - has my persona of being a lady slipped now? :wink:
     
    flowers, Apr 19, 2006
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  13. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    No you crazy bint, i know what prostate milking is, I just thought something bearing the promising monicker of "Portugese Brown-Eye" would be more...well, just more.
     
    RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006
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  14. Ozgerbobble

    Ozgerbobble LE

    Has the Rev MDN been grooming you again? :lol:

    How exactly did this come up in conversation as it were?
     
    Ozgerbobble, Apr 19, 2006
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  16. Cait

    Cait

    Thats RTFQ off to the store cupboard for a pokey-bum-wa.nk.
     
    Cait, Apr 19, 2006
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