Portugese Brown-Eye

[RTFQ]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

 

[Henry_Tombs]

Well I googled it for you, but it comes up as censored http://ruthlessreviews.com/pornglossary.html (No 130)

Why does that not surprise me?

 

[Ice_and_a_Slice]

Bum hole? At a guess.

You wouldn't believe the things that come up when you google it, mostly Escorts and I don't mean the Ford variety!

Just bloody ask them, then tell us!

 

[theoriginalphantom]

How bad does it have to be to be censored on a list of porn words/phrases?
I have to know what it is now.

No 7 on that list is hilarious....

 

[sciff69uk]

DONKEY PUNCH:
Our favorite. Finishing up anal sex by punching the woman in the back of the head and yelling, "Donkey Punch!"

JELLY DONUT:
An act in which just before climaxing onto a woman's face, the man punches her in the nose. Then he mixes the blood and semen around.

 

[flowers]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

 

[msr]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown+eye

msr

 

[A_Knocker_Till_The_End]

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

yeah alright we all believe that you don't know what it really is.

 

[RTFQ]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

Aaand flowers just became the most eligible bachelorette on arrse

Is that genuine? Prostate milking? That's a bit tame to be honest - I was thinking it probably had something to do with oven gloves and mouthwash and a surprised-looking mule called Pancho...

 

[sandmanfez]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

Jeeeesus Petal, I've said it before, but it bears repeating, you really are a very bad girl arent you?

 

[RTFQ]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown+eye

msr

Now, I know it's definitely more than just the bung-hole. Look up portugese breakfast on there out of interest. mmmm...Ginsters.

 

[flowers]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

Aaand flowers just became the most eligible bachelorette on arrse

Is that genuine? Prostate milking? That's a bit tame to be honest - I was thinking it probably had something to do with oven gloves and mouthwash and a surprised-looking mule called Pancho...

It certainly is!! If you know your male anatomy you can find it no worries, and surprise the chap with a hands-free orgasm...
Shite - has my persona of being a lady slipped now?

 

[RTFQ]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

Anyone want their walnut tickled?!!

Aaand flowers just became the most eligible bachelorette on arrse

Is that genuine? Prostate milking? That's a bit tame to be honest - I was thinking it probably had something to do with oven gloves and mouthwash and a surprised-looking mule called Pancho...

It certainly is!! If you know your male anatomy you can find it no worries, and surprise the chap with a hands-free orgasm...
Shite - has my persona of being a lady slipped now?

No you crazy bint, i know what prostate milking is, I just thought something bearing the promising monicker of "Portugese Brown-Eye" would be more...well, just more.

 

[Ozgerbobble]

Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.

Has the Rev MDN been grooming you again?

How exactly did this come up in conversation as it were?

 

[Cait]

Thats RTFQ off to the store cupboard for a pokey-bum-wa.nk.

 

[Heywood_Jablowme]

To be honest i was thinking along the lines of anal sex with jelly fish...and i wouldn't know where to begin with that one.

 

[stickybomb]

FLYING CAMEL:
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are slamming methodically into her, carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, becoming the Flying Camel. Strictly an advanced maneuver for the well-endowed only, so if you are any more than three pimp-points away from Tom Jones or Mandingo, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

Have you been promised one?

How did it come up in conversation?

On the doorstep this morning:

'Bye RTFQ'
'Bye Mrs possibly the RTFQ of the future, see you tonight will send random texts of undying love throught the day
'Me too, gammon egg and chips for tea, then I'm going to give you a Portugese brown-eye..... and a cuddle

 

[Cait]

Have you been promised one?

How did it come up in conversation?

On the doorstep this morning:

'Bye RTFQ'
'Bye Mrs possibly the RTFQ of the future, see you tonight will send random texts of undying love throught the day
'Me too, gammon egg and chips for tea, then I'm going to give you a Portugese brown-eye..... and a cuddle

RTFQ: Is that like "sticky toffee pudding", sounds delish.

 

[RTFQ]

Have you been promised one?

How did it come up in conversation?

On the doorstep this morning:

'Bye RTFQ'
'Bye Mrs possibly the RTFQ of the future, see you tonight will send random texts of undying love throught the day
'Me too, gammon egg and chips for tea, then I'm going to give you a Portugese brown-eye..... and a cuddle

Don't label my lass with your hackneyed and clung-to conventions. We have a loving and cordial relationship - why the hell would I want to do what you've all done and ruin it by getting married?

And gammon egg and chips? no chance - salmon, coos-coos (whatever) and salad with squidgy posh cheese in more like.

And anyway, I think that thing she does is called "Rasputin's Downfall", not "Portugese Brown-Eye".