Portugese Brown-Eye

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RTFQ, Apr 19, 2006.

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  1. RTFQ


    Can anyone tell me what Portugese Brown-Eye is? I've heard mention of it and I'm at work, so I can't tinternet it due to some nazi piece of sh1t thing called the IGS gateway.

    Pictures are fine, the IGS will kill them but me and the lass can look at them when i get home tonight, however I would appreciate a written description to satisfy my immediate curiosity.
  2. Bum hole? At a guess.

    You wouldn't believe the things that come up when you google it, mostly Escorts and I don't mean the Ford variety!

    Just bloody ask them, then tell us!
  3. How bad does it have to be to be censored on a list of porn words/phrases?
    I have to know what it is now.

    No 7 on that list is hilarious....
  4. :lol: :lol:
  5. 8O Please don't ask how I know this but it's the slang term for Prostate Milking...

    Anyone want their walnut tickled?!! :lol: :lol:
  6. msr

    msr LE

  7. yeah alright we all believe that you don't know what it really is. :? :? :? :?
  8. RTFQ


    Aaand flowers just became the most eligible bachelorette on arrse :lol:

    Is that genuine? Prostate milking? That's a bit tame to be honest - I was thinking it probably had something to do with oven gloves and mouthwash and a surprised-looking mule called Pancho...
  9. Jeeeesus Petal, I've said it before, but it bears repeating, you really are a very bad girl arent you? :D
  10. RTFQ


    Now, I know it's definitely more than just the bung-hole. Look up portugese breakfast on there out of interest. mmmm...Ginsters.
  11. It certainly is!! If you know your male anatomy you can find it no worries, and surprise the chap with a hands-free orgasm...
    Shite - has my persona of being a lady slipped now? :wink:
  12. RTFQ


    No you crazy bint, i know what prostate milking is, I just thought something bearing the promising monicker of "Portugese Brown-Eye" would be more...well, just more.
  13. Has the Rev MDN been grooming you again? :lol:

    How exactly did this come up in conversation as it were?
  14. Thats RTFQ off to the store cupboard for a pokey-bum-wa.nk.