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6 Tickets available. It would be worth it just to see the Scum getting beaten.
I take it youre red and white scum?
But there's only ONE team in Hampshire, there's only ONE team in Hampshire....
Dry your eyes princess, we'll all come over and see you play Leeds in the conference in a couple of seasons time
Hopefully we could go and watch them play Havant and Waterlooville in the FA Trophy within a couple of seasons.
There are two teams in Hampshire, Saints and Saints Reserves
The Saints are a rugby league team - also known as St Helens. I know of no other 'Saints'
Can't wait to share that one round the bars and clubs of Southsea this w/e.... classic!
It's not that I'm a Pompey fan, I just hate Scummers and their militant wing, the Totton in-breds...
A man was found murdered in Southampton this weekend. He was found wearing high heels, a Saints top, a gimp mask and had a 12" dildo up his arse. Police removed the shirt to save the family any embarassment.
That one's getting shared too
Ah yes, the Tottonians are regular visitors to Rugby Camp in Hilsea, not a pretty bunch, remind of those creatures from 'the Hills have Eyes'.
But hell, can they play the banjo...
And they're all called Cletus
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
A teacher started a new job in Southampton and as a little ice break asked the class who was a Saints fan. Everyone in the class raised there hands, except one little boy.
She said:"Why isnt your hand in the air? Who do you support?"
The little boy replied: "Im a Pompey fan miss"
She said:"Oh, why?"
He said: "My mum and dad are."
The teacher said: "Just because your mum and dad are Pompey fans doesnt mean you have to be one, for example what if your dad was a drug dealing, peadophile? and your mum was a drud addicted prostitute?"
The littleboy looked up from his desk and smiled, he said "well if that was the case, Miss... I'd be a Southampton fan."
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father
What shall I be?
Shall I be Pompey?
Shall I be Saints?
Here's what he said to me...
Wash your mouth out son,
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Southampton scum
Shoot the Southampton Scum....!!!
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