Portsmouth v Wolfsburg

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    6 Tickets available. It would be worth it just to see the Scum getting beaten.
  2. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    I take it youre red and white scum?
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Of course.
  4. But there's only ONE team in Hampshire, there's only ONE team in Hampshire.... :twisted:

    Dry your eyes princess, we'll all come over and see you play Leeds in the conference in a couple of seasons time :D
  5. Hopefully we could go and watch them play Havant and Waterlooville in the FA Trophy within a couple of seasons.
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    There are two teams in Hampshire, Saints and Saints Reserves :)
  7. The Saints are a rugby league team - also known as St Helens. I know of no other 'Saints'
  8. Can't wait to share that one round the bars and clubs of Southsea this w/e.... classic!

    It's not that I'm a Pompey fan, I just hate Scummers and their militant wing, the Totton in-breds... :twisted:
  9. A man was found murdered in Southampton this weekend. He was found wearing high heels, a Saints top, a gimp mask and had a 12" dildo up his arse. Police removed the shirt to save the family any embarassment.
  10. That one's getting shared too :twisted:
  11. Ah yes, the Tottonians are regular visitors to Rugby Camp in Hilsea, not a pretty bunch, remind of those creatures from 'the Hills have Eyes'.
  12. But hell, can they play the banjo... :D
  13. And they're all called Cletus

    Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
    Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
  14. A teacher started a new job in Southampton and as a little ice break asked the class who was a Saints fan. Everyone in the class raised there hands, except one little boy.

    She said:"Why isnt your hand in the air? Who do you support?"

    The little boy replied: "Im a Pompey fan miss"

    She said:"Oh, why?"

    He said: "My mum and dad are."

    The teacher said: "Just because your mum and dad are Pompey fans doesnt mean you have to be one, for example what if your dad was a drug dealing, peadophile? and your mum was a drud addicted prostitute?"

    The littleboy looked up from his desk and smiled, he said "well if that was the case, Miss... I'd be a Southampton fan."
  15. When I was just a little boy
    I asked my father
    What shall I be?
    Shall I be Pompey?
    Shall I be Saints?
    Here's what he said to me...

    Wash your mouth out son,
    And go get your father's gun
    And shoot the Southampton scum
    Shoot the Southampton Scum....!!!