Portrait of Queen Elizabeth II

You could visit this place.

National Portrait Gallery. London.

Best to go at night, dressed in black with a balaclava on, and some para cord on a belt mounted spool, sneaky about rubber soled boots, oh, and a spray can of red mist stuff.

Put together a crack, hand picked team of experts in explosives/silent charges/glass-cutting/covert radios and cameras.

Don't forget your wheels man.

Good Luck.

On a more sensible note though...

Buy a print of this (dead) old queen. £9.99 from almost every poster/arty-farty shop in the world. Stick a few planks around it and the job is well and truly jobbed.

All messes are entitled to a piccie each of Queenie and Phil the Greek gratis, free and for nothing through the system. Your QM should be able to sort...

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