Porridge Wogs Girlfriend Dies

#2
Bugger. Thats the end of my freebie holidays in the Western Isles.

Farewell sweet princess. Stand down ewe sweet thing.


Dusty in here.
 
#10
That same year the recognised holder of the world's oldest sheep title died at the age of 23.

Called Lucky, she died in a heatwave in Australia.
Not so lucky!
 

TheIronDuke

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#12
Didn't k31eod move to the Western Isles recently? I'm sure he did. Hey, probably just a coincidence.
 
#13
Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.
 

TheIronDuke

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#15
Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.
It is a fucking sheep. Sheep cannot read. Sheep cannot advance themselves and shop on Sloane Street. Whatever you may have told 'Mary' on the Brecons.
 

Auld-Yin

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#16
This is really sad news and my thoughts are with the family.

Anyone got some mint sauce?
 
#17
It is a fucking sheep. Sheep cannot read. Sheep cannot advance themselves and shop on Sloane Street. Whatever you may have told 'Mary' on the Brecons.
I'm sorry. I didn't realise we had the world's prime Sheep Specialist in attendance!

James Herriot Walt.
 

TheIronDuke

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#18
This is really sad news and my thoughts are with the family.

Anyone got some mint sauce?
At this sad time when some of us are thinking of the family, it might be an idea if the fucking Scotch sparred wide of threads involving comatose sheep.
 
#20
Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.
You beat me to it. Some of the comments are ovineature that not only disrespects the departed, but demeans those posting. I am copying this thread and charollais it to the Ungulate Equality Commission.

RIP Methusalina. Family and friends are romney mind at this difficult time.
 

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