Porridge Wogs Girlfriend Dies

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cyclic, Feb 28, 2012.

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  1. Bugger. Thats the end of my freebie holidays in the Western Isles.

    Farewell sweet princess. Stand down ewe sweet thing.

    Dusty in here.
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  2. Mutton dressed as lamb.
  3. Damn! Won't be pulling the wool over anyone elses eyes.
    Ewe little beauty RIP :)
  4. I bet she had some cock over the years. I bet she's glad of the rest.
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  5. Ewe lot are so baaaaaahd, let the family remember how she used to be
  6. As she "fell" over a cliff...maybe she decided not to push back?
  7. She never had lambs at all, she was a virgin pure and unsullied. Your comments are both disrespectful and ill informed.
  8. Not after you'd been at her you pervert. Mounting RestEwes...
  9. Not so lucky!
  10. A fitting ewelogy.
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Didn't k31eod move to the Western Isles recently? I'm sure he did. Hey, probably just a coincidence.
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  12. Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.
  13. No mukker k13eod moved much farther north to the Shetlands :)
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    It is a fucking sheep. Sheep cannot read. Sheep cannot advance themselves and shop on Sloane Street. Whatever you may have told 'Mary' on the Brecons.