Porridge Wog Blood.........

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.

Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arose.

As he had a rare blood type, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located with a similar blood type and he willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

Immediately after the surgery- to show his appreciation for giving his blood - the Arab sent the Scotsman

a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.

A couple of weeks later the Arab had to go through more corrective surgery.

His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman

a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked, so he phoned the Arab & said: "I thought you would be generous again

but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street."

"Aye laddie," the Arab replied: " But I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

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