Porridge Gun

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. and his new avatar......

    Just for one glorious moment I thought MDN had returned.
  2. Me too
  3. How do we know that he hasnt?
  4. Am I missing something here?I thought they were one and the same?
  5. No, it was all a case of mistaken identity.
    It's just that deviant cunt PG.
    He's not a patch on MDN. ;-P
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  6. Ones glans is smoother to the touch than the other and ones anus smells of talc and smoked mackerel..apparently.
  7. Thanks, almost chundered my subway!
  8. No coffee then?
  9. But it aroused you anyway?
  10. That must be MDN's, as judging by PG's thread, his anus stinks of unwiped botty chocolate.
  11. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Both are handsome, broad of shoulders, generous in length, girth and gifted in the helmet department (piccies available on request)

    MDN however had a mildly childish streak and inadvertently said that homosexuals should end the gay pride march at Auschwitz. I personally don't share these ridiculous ideas and think MDN was a cnut for putting those thoughts in type.

    Treblinka was much closer.
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  12. Yes, but what does his blooter taste like?
  13. Copper and black pudding.
  14. Prefered the Avatar of the handsome, yet well endowed in the proboscis dept chap, it gave me wood.
  15. Anything you have to say is completely negated by the fact that I keep staring into the eyes of that peedo eewok. The bloody thing's even got a trailer trash overbite.
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