Porridge Gun?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 21, 2011.

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  1. Not seen his name for a wee while.Is he OK?
     
  2. He's gone to the States to broaden Jumping Jarhead's horizons a bit. Either it's going uncommonly well or the black helicopters took them away.
     
  3. I think sending ciggies endless line of pointless threads to the hole sent him over the edge.

    He was last seen running down the highstreet naked smeared in jelly.

    Business as usual really.
     
  4. Err thanks for clearing that up for me.
     
  5. I heard he went on a cruise with Lance Private Jonesy.
     
  6. Do you fancy him??
     
  7. Porridge guns are now Section 5 firearms only...unless it's Ready-Brek, as defined by Home Office Guidance to the Police on Oat-Grain Sizes.