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Porridge Freak 0:Sock Puppet 1

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Badger Heed, Nov 29, 2011.

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  1. Locked Mmmmmm. I can go back to my roofing now.
     
  2. P-P-P-P-PLEEEAAASE don't throw me in the Briar patch Mr Porridgey!!
     
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  3. Kill yourself you STAB cunt.
     
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  4. WTF?
     
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  5. Fond of the Classics, are we?
     
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  6. If classical it would look more like this:

    Would thouth killeth thyself you STABeth cunt.
     
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  7. You're not worth the effort to think of something original.
     
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  8. Wouldnt it just be easier to take up his offer of a meet? If your fizzing like fuck every day like this (which I have to say is exructiatingly embarrassing for a grown man) over a few harsh words then you will not get a resolution over the internet, go on, man up :)
     
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  9. I like it like this, actually. Thanks for the advice though; I can see Porridge has a true friend, in you :smooch:

    Anyway, seems like there's been a successful appeal. Porringey Worringey, realising, on having seen the title of this thread, his faux pas at locking the Nervous Breakdown thread, has re-opened it. So away with you and spin some dits.
     
  10. Fucking hell, you are a tedious little wanker.

    Grow up for fuck's sake, you're making a proper show of yourself.
     
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  11. Oops, forgot this. Can't edit, so I'll just add it here:

    I'm curious as to how you're defining "fizzing like fuck every day". It really is no trouble at all to me, to sit around with a bunch of Good 'Ol Boys, laughing and joking and sharing the obvious common bond that unites us. Could you or one of the other Travelling Wilburys enlighten me? Cheers.
     
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  12. Have I missed something interesting?
     
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  13. The common bond that we all despise useless TA part-time shite squad cunts?
     
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  14. Cheers for that; I'll pass your suggestion on at the next Team Meeting.
     
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  15. Of course.
     
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