Pornographic magazine for the blind launched

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  1. 'ello luv...can I feel your bumps....fnaarrrr
  2. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    So, if there are porn mags for the blind, it won't really matter any more, will it?
  3. is this for all the boys that wanked to much and went blind?
  4. £150 a copy? Defiantly a case of saw you coming a mile off :safe:
  5. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    How very touchy-feely.

  6. Can't see the point of it ...
  7. wonder if Blunkett will be getting a copy
  8. Is it made of corduroy?
  9. Put all the ginger birds in it they wont know. Could always go for realism and add scratchnsniff round the thru'penny bits and make it smell like Youngs fish factory.
  10. Do they send it in a plain, brown envelope?
  11. Bloody hell, £150. :eek: That's equivalant 2½ hours of dirty filth phone calls to Miss Swallow, The Salty Serum Gargler.

    Err. . .So I'm led to believe. :oops:
  12. Lumpy or knobbly one? :?
  13. We have a blind gentleman in our village. I buy these once a week, keep them outside for a few days to get warm. Once they smell like Nora Thirds gusset I deliver them round as a 'scratch & sniff' cunny mag for him. I tell him it is a gift from St Dunstans and is a bit of Franky Vaughan from Cheryl Cole(y). He makes a right Cod of himself knocking one out at his day centre. He got a right Battering from Matron as she said is was the wrong Plaice to be choking his Conger Eel in the day room.

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