Pornographic magazine for the blind launched

#3
'ello luv...can I feel your bumps....fnaarrrr
 

ancienturion

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#4
So, if there are porn mags for the blind, it won't really matter any more, will it?
 
#5
is this for all the boys that wanked to much and went blind?
 
#10
Is it made of corduroy?
 
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Fablonbiffchit

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#11
Put all the ginger birds in it they wont know. Could always go for realism and add scratchnsniff round the thru'penny bits and make it smell like Youngs fish factory.
 
#13
Bloody hell, £150. :eek: That's equivalant 2½ hours of dirty filth phone calls to Miss Swallow, The Salty Serum Gargler.














Err. . .So I'm led to believe. :oops:
 
#15
We have a blind gentleman in our village. I buy these once a week, keep them outside for a few days to get warm. Once they smell like Nora Thirds gusset I deliver them round as a 'scratch & sniff' cunny mag for him. I tell him it is a gift from St Dunstans and is a bit of Franky Vaughan from Cheryl Cole(y). He makes a right Cod of himself knocking one out at his day centre. He got a right Battering from Matron as she said is was the wrong Plaice to be choking his Conger Eel in the day room.
 

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#16
XXX - cheese grater for sale
 
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Fablonbiffchit

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#18
Fat_Cav said:
Bloody hell, £150. :eek: That's equivalant 2½ hours of dirty filth phone calls to Miss Swallow, The Salty Serum Gargler.


Blimey you were ripped off mate! I got full telephone intercourse for £75. :D
 
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swampymattress said:
Fat_Cav said:
Bloody hell, £150. :eek: That's equivalant 2½ hours of dirty filth phone calls to Miss Swallow, The Salty Serum Gargler.


Blimey you were ripped off mate! I got full telephone intercourse for £75. :D
But you used yuor "loyalty card" didn't you. !!

Also, what happens if said male should then spaff all over the pages. surely this would buggger up the braile when it sets ??
 

Auld-Yin

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#20
Black-Bart said:
swampymattress said:
Fat_Cav said:
Bloody hell, £150. :eek: That's equivalant 2½ hours of dirty filth phone calls to Miss Swallow, The Salty Serum Gargler.


Blimey you were ripped off mate! I got full telephone intercourse for £75. :D
But you used yuor "loyalty card" didn't you. !!

Also, what happens if said male should then spaff all over the pages. surely this would buggger up the braile when it sets ??
No different to the pages being stuck together :p
 

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