PORNO TO BE BANNED

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by iamalondoncrab, May 1, 2008.

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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7364475.stm

    I'm OUTRAGED. What am I going to do on a wet Sunday afternoon? Sure, psychopaths may live out their fantasies through fringe pornography, and when they attack innocent people, the results are tragic. But watching this kind of material won't turn me into a violent, dangerous sex-maniac - you can blame CTCRM for that. Banning violent/necrophliac/animal porn will mainly hurt innocent perverts like me, who will be criminalised. :x

    Who's going to come protest with me at Westminster on May 8th? I can get T-shirts printed:

    "DON'T BANIMAL PORN"

    Let's get some political activism going, and this time for a worthy cause.

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  2. Is scat on the list?
     
  3. No more animal porn? FUCK!
     
  4. Blunkett. How the hell would he know anything about porn. Typical Liarbor knee jerk laws with little or no thought applied.

    One of the criteria:

    An act which threatens or appears to threaten a person's life

    So thats all "action" and horror films banned then, not just porn!
     
  5. NO it isnt :banned:
     
  6. Did he get special braille porno pics?
     
  7. sounds like a normal Sat night in town
     
  8. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    "she found a listening ear" with Blunkett - the cnuts BLIND :D Not really qualified to comment too much on this area - he had to go for the brail option with his secretary!

    Just 'cos he cannot watch porn.......
     
  9. His dog always looks very happy :roll:
     
  10. Look on the bright side, with yet another crap law pass we may soon see the headlines:

    All military operations cancelled following the arrest of 100,000 servicemen on porn charges

    Cub Scouts to carry out trooping of the colour following the arrest of the household division...........
     
  11. So according to these well thought out rules its still ok to pop out a dorris' eyeball and skull f*ck her then?Happy days.
     
  12. Yip...

    Look on the bright side again... apart from Blunket... most MP's will be locked up too... :D
     
  13. Bang goes the nightlife in Brecon.
     
  14. Yes it still legal as long as you pop it back after use, luckily you will have filled it with man glue so it should stick nicely
     
  15. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    This is a fundamental change to existing laws. Previously it was illegal to sell but not posess. Now it is illegal to posses.

    It is massively flawed and a result of nanny knows best thinking. One of the Law Lords hit the nail on the head when he said that a person cannot be prosecuted for actualy indulging in some of these acts but can be for taking a photo of it.

    The bottom of the barrel comes when describing the word 'appears to' so thats basically telling you that even if you have something that is 'pretend' you are just as guilty as of it was the real thing. Thats acting fcuked then, what are the thespians going to do now. Thats like saying that if I have a photo of someone climbing over a fence in a stripey jumper I am basically guilty of being a burglar.

    Ridiculous and woolly headed thinking