Porn Versions Of Proper Films

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by George_Boots, Oct 17, 2008.

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  1. Not sure if this has been posted before but we've just been sat around the office talking about this subject, we got the following;

    Star Whores
    ET - The Extra Testicle
    The da Vinci Load

    and my personal favourite-

    Shaving Ryans Privates

    Squaddies love porn - which ones can you remember?
     
  2. shaving ryans privates
    porn wars
    flesh gordon
    joseph and his amzing technicoloured dreamcock
     
  3. A Beautiful Behind
    Womb Raider
    Schindler's Fist
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Glad he ate her
    Driving Into Miss Daisy
    Riding Miss Daisy
    Batman in Robin
    Blowjob Impossible
    Dyke Hard
    Star Whores
    Sorest Rump
    Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York
    On Golden Blonde
    How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
    In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Sick Degrees of Penetration
    Legally Boned
    Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
    When Harry Ate Sally
    Romancing The Bone
    Lord Of The G-Strings
    White Men Can't Hump
    Ocean's 11 inches American Booty
    Pulp Friction
    Swollow Hal
    Spankenstein
    Breast Side Story
    Blown in 60 Seconds
    Buffy The Vampire Layer
    Buttman and Throbbin'
    Rambone
    Sperms of Enderarment
    School of Cock
    Free My Willy
    Sperminator
     
  4. Clockwork Orgy or cockwork orange

    Interview with a vibrator

    A tale of two titties

    Gonad the Barbarian

    Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

    Foreskin Gump or Forrest Hump

    Battlestar Orgasmica

    Bone alone

    Beverly Hills cock

    Pump Friction

    Sheepless in Seattle
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Is that just your home collection?
     
  6. Bare Bitch Project

    Jurassic Pork
     
  7. Sheepless in Seattle...wasn't that a Welsh director? Supersize Me got into copyright difficulties.
     
  8. Forrest Dump (outdoor scat, maybe featuring the world famous bears who shit in the woods)
     
  9. Cartoon version of Snow White
     
  10. Itty Bitty gang bang

    Big trouble in little children

    Star whores

    The lion, the bitch and the whore grope

    Journey to the centre of the ass

    What happens in vaginas

    Sweeney Turd - The Demon Bummer of Fleet St

    Fisting Sarah Marshall

    (Come) over her dead body

    The cum from your rears

    Horton hears a Hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhohgodimcumming!

    The other balling girl


    etc.....


    Makes a great drinking game this - challenge the next person to come up with a porn version of a movie title, if they fail, drink. if it sucks drink, if it is worthy, challenger drinks.