Porn to be included in school curriculum

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by WO2.Ghandi, Oct 27, 2012.

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  1. Send 'em to one of Jimmy Savilles mates, mind you no need to if they live in Rochdale!
     
  2. "the NSPCC says they have seen an upsurge in calls from teenagers upset by what they have seen"


    .......fucking queers!
     
  3. The only time I get upset at porn is when I see Jada Stevens getting her arsehole ploughed and I realise its not me doing said ploughing.

    We'll be together one day, whether she likes it or not.
     
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  4. Most certainly not, but that's the spirit!
     
  5. You could have put a request in to Jim'll Fix It, and had another war gong thrown in.
     
  6. Tonight, kids, your homework is to scan the bushes for any porn mags dumped in there.
     
  7. I imagine it going more like this...

    "Porn's representation of women is degrading & unrealistic"
    "Why's that Miss?"
    "Well for one real women have hair on their bodies"
    "Oh...do you have a hairy clunge Miss?"
    "Like a gorilla's armpit, but that's not the point. Women are not sex objects."
    "So it's wrong to wank?"
    "Erm no, it's natural & normal to masturbate, but using pornography gives unrealistic expectations"
    "Oh I see Miss, so I should think of you while I'm pulling my pud?"


    Dunno about you lot, but I didn't need a lesson to come to that conclusion!
     
  8. is gay anal porn available.. my fave.. mmm
     
  9. You just had to ask xx
     
  10. Problem with this (and most other societies) is that they see sex in MORAL terms not as a human function like having a shit. Sooner that is addressed the sooner we can get on with being in the 21st century, bongo mags are past tense.
     
  11. Fucking brilliant idea..should speed up the grooming process nicely....wankers.
     
  12. Whatever AM I to do with my "library" then?
     
  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Bequeath it to the Bodelian Library when you shuffle off your mortal coil.
     
  14. Send it to me. I will find them all a happy home, I promise.