Porn - The friend that keeps giving - all porn stuff here

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_rigger, Feb 10, 2003.

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  1. Isn't porn great!
    I just wanted to dedicate a topic to the soldier's best freind, the "Wrist pamphlet". Let's face it gents, the rigours of army life are made a lot easier by a liberal dose of filth. From the humble screwed up copy of a stuck together Fiesta stashed behind the bog in the block. To the top quality editions of Private that you first acquire in Germany. Not forgetting some great movie titles such as "Highschool Anal", "Sodomania (volumes 1 - 12", and the immortal "Count of Monte Fisto".
    So come on chaps, it doesn't matter if you are STAB or ARAB, Air Corps or Engrs, Sigs or inf. Let's hear it for -PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The way forward for a Greater Britain.
     
  2. My ex used to have pics of nakid men on her wall.  Centre spreads of men with semi-on's !!  I used to walk the OC and SSM around on the Thursday morning inspections, and they just didn't know where to look !!

    My fav must be Escort, followed by Razzle, cos they look like the girl next door (and probably are !!).
     
  3. I have to concur Gunny, after years of vile hardcore pregnant dwarf action in the fatherland. You just can't beat good honest escort. I used to like the "girls of" section when they would get loads of local chicks from places like Barnsley to do a big "Ar#e pyramid" next to the local footy ground. Or a big udders out shot over the "welcome to Barnsley" sign.
    Ah the girls next door having a boll#cky bufters baked bean and custard fight.
    Not to mention the readers wifes "Sue from Hants" or "Helga from BFPO 15"
     
  4. My first experience of Hard core proper stuff was as a Junior Leader, we had a bloke whose dad was a Warrant Officer in Berlin so he had the German gear at hand.

    It gave me the inspiration to work hard and get promoted early so I could have a room to myself and knock one out whenever I wanted.

    He wanted them back and sulked like a Firemen when I gave them back with all the good bits glued together.

    Who remembers Threresa Orlowski, German porn queen would do everything from gentle modelling to curling out a Mr Whippy on a blokes belly, talented girl
     
  5. msr

    msr LE

    she's on the net...****.de

    have to add that to ******.com and *********.com

    msr

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    Sorry, but no links to those sites pls! :)
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  6. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Can you still tell the army wives by the MQ-issue furniture in the background?

    Showing my age (yet again), but the good old 8mm cine film had to be many, many guys' intro into the worlds of farm animals, fisting and frottage.
     
  7. I remember seeing an old one, that had done the rounds in Aldershot, with a big bruiser on the front that looked like Jocky Wilson in a wig.

    Its title was "Fat and Forty" and as a subtitle it said "SOME REAL M.O.T. FAILURES"

    I always liked the fairly standard stuff, and was cured of any potential fetish inroads after we watched one in the block, that had a German feller eating his own poo whilst on the phone. It all got stuck in his tache and sideys, but he wasn't a bit bothered. I think he was ordering a pizza as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. And don't forget

    "Shaving Private Ryan", "Hannah Had her Sisters" and "Diving Miss Daisy".
     
  9. We could get some of the films from the training wing - fieldcraft I think it was called.
    Turned the Sgt.Maj on anyway!!
     
  10. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    I concur! Who remembers "One for the ladies" Some chopper with his chopper out, akimbo on some chair, easy low back, without arms and a G10 watch!
     
  11. Why MSR, i never knew such sites existed on the internet thingymagig.

    After visiting them for scientific purposes, I now find that I have an extraordinarily large right arm and I appear to be glued to my chair by a strange sticky paste like substance.
     
  12. Fav one in Ireland - American Buttman in London (US version).  Buttman and his pal chase London women around, well, London.... and get them to indulge in antics best not discussed on a public forum.  Next are Ben Dover, and Shagnasty & Muttley.  All a bunch of Southern cheeky shiites who again, trawl the streets for trolls, who are willing to 'get it on' in front of the camera.  Filth !  You'll all go to hell !!
     
  13. msr

    msr LE

    ORG,

    The internet you know, it's not just some electronic shop...

    Do tell me what is on the those sites, I just overheard the lads in the Relay garages mentioning them ;)

    Do they include frottage, and if so what is that all about?
     
  14. And felching and fangling

    Whatever they could be
     
  15. I remember a great one called "Christmas Fcukfest". All the big names were in there, Big Jonny Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Ginger Lynn etc (showing me age).

    It was the standard of the acting that always impressed me. Big Jonny walks in on Ginger Lynn as she's putting some tinsel round the room. Miraculously, all their clothes fall off, and Jonny starts feeding her that Pizza Express pepper mill of a schlong.

    Needless to say, he eventually joint matriculates all over her, then turns to the camera with a wink and says "Theerrrre, I just decorated your tree".