Porn $tars- Damn! if only I was...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 27, 2012.

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  1. What a world we live in.. Used to be they hid on the fringes of society and ended up blowing around empty parks on grotty magazines for the amusement of old men and young boys..

    Now, they surf the weeb and invest on Wall Street

    Another career I missed out on..

    The the most valuable porn stars on the planet : theCHIVE
     
  2. This must be wrong- Ron Jeremy only worth $5.5mln? Can't be right.

    It seems that things have moved on since Rollergirl...
     
  3. Big money for males is really in gay porn. Does Jarrod know this?
     
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I'll have a great big helping of number 16 please.
     
  5. It brings back a fondness for that much abused grot mag, these days young lads have the filthiest slappers delivered direct to the screen, none of that excited rush home clutching an unread copy of Fiesta, Escort or filthy continental porn. Why do Ford name their cars after grot mags?
     
  6. How many people have actually paid for porn in the last ten years? I'm surprised that some of them have made as much as they allegedly have.

    I can't believe some of the things that Belladonna's been putting inside herself for at least ten years and she's only come out of it with $1.8m.
     
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I'll have Sasha Gray...She's duuurrrttyyy.....
     
  8. Dont forget the thrill of smuggling it past oyur mum & dad on your way up to your bedroom. Also hoping your brother wasn't in as you did.
     
  9. No Ashlynn Brooke.

    I'd fuck that until I'm shooting blood.
     
  10. That Traci Lords looks like she's got a few miles left in her, I'll take one.
     
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  11. Phwoar Tori Black, I'd destroy her.

    Well, I'd do my best at damaging her gaping holes considering the workout they've had over the past few years.
     
  12. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Be honest lads, if any of us was faced with a mewling, accomplished sex savant like one of these, it would be American pie time.

    Still, it would save all the messy touching and trying to fool ourselves that we were the best 20 seconds she was ever going to have.
     
  13. Traci Lords?
    Wearing quite well, but changed a lot since she was giving it large for all she was worth...... A hemmmm, I mean drugged up and being coerced into doing against her will.



    I remember my first "full production run" was over The Sun's page 3 up in my bedroom one Sunday lunchtime.
     
  14. At the age of 15. Which is why it's virtually impossible to find any of her work anywhere these days.
     
  15. Tell me about it. The shoot was a foursome with me as the only bloke. St Trinian's remake with all that webbing. Worse was to come; re-shoots because the girls kept reaching the point of no return. Several hours of Double Base and an assortment of other positions. Silicon tits? just a little too firm. Barely got my bus fare home.

    Did you mention bus fare?