Porn Stash.......

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  1. Just had an interesting email from my 14.5 year old son. Two years ago, I left his mother to live in Germany. Now, because of severe limits on what I could take with me - load-wise, I left my hardcore porn collection locked in my old desk for possible future extraction to this location....So, imagine my surprise when he emailed me to let me know, that after he had picked the lock, my porn is now in his 'safe hands'!!!!! I know they won't be readable by now after he's had his mitts on them!!!! :oops:


    Mine and his subsequent replies, were interesting to say the least!!!!!!! SO, remember guys and gals, you have been warned! :grin:
     
  2. How did you explain "big gay bear man love III"??
     
  3. I made a passing comment to a friends 15 year old son about wank banks, was mildly amused when he asked what I was talking about, leading me to explain. During the explanation my friend walked in and to say she was not amused is an understatement.

    TPBD
     

  4. I just gave him your contact details and told him that you would show him all he needs to know. :wink:
     
  5. Are you just outing your son . . . ?
     

  6. Nope, but he did say you tried to groom him!!
     
  7. 14.5 yrs. Too old for me Matey
     
  8. 54 55 62 64 72 80 90 all corking vintage,


    proper tanks, for proper men
     

  9. My son is not a fucking pervert!!!!..............DP, anal, faust ficken usw.........but fucking gay red tank porn!!!!!!
     
  10. live the dream, hunk your gunk,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
  11. Porn mags, how quaint!
     
  12. do thet still print bongo mags ?
     
  13. I haven't seen a porn mag for years. Do people still buy/use them?
     
  14. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I had a nostalgic flick through the old collection of hard copies recently and was pleasantly surprised. I hadn't realised how much I missed thumbing through my collection, choosing which page to spaff all over.

    There's something nice and traditional about cracking one off over your favourite crinkled copy of Razzle that has a large crease in the middle from where it was folded up in your sock drawer.

    I was also reminded of the old classic game where you flick to a random page just as you hit the vinegar strokes, sometimes you get a winner, sometimes you inadvertently flick to an add for a gay chat line. It's all part of the fun and games of original hard copy grot.
     

  15. You should have told him that it must belong to his mother as she took over the desk. That was just one of the reasons you left her, her insatiable lust for other women.