Porn Stash - found on Depty PM Green's "work" computer

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The ever helpful Mail printed a list of what constitutes extreme porn of the type that was allegedly found on DG's computer, allegedly. It's therefore time for Mariner's Bookie Shop to open.

2/1 Life threatening danger sh@g porn (e.g. anything involving Nigerian prostitutes).
5/1 Genital mutilation porn (e.g. getting foreskin caught in zip or a glancing blow from a falling toilet seat)
8/1 Beastiality's best boys (sh@g a wallaby)
9/1 Jimmy Savile porn ("interference" with a corpse)
 
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It's a bit like when Jacqui Smiths husband was found to have paid for porn on her expenses, the shock of husband looks at vanilla porn was such a such a non story.

Ok the expenses bit was wrong, but the porn meh that just made him normal
 
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The ever helpful Mail printed a list of what constitutes extreme porn of the type that was allegedly found on DG's computer, allegedly. It's therefore time for Mariner's Bookie Shop to open.

2/1 Life threatening danger sh@g porn (e.g. anything involving Nigerian prostitutes).
5/1 Genital mutilation porn (e.g. getting foreskin caught in zip or a glancing blow from a falling toilet seat)
8/1 Beastiality's best boys (sh@g a wallaby)
9/1 Jimmy Savile porn ("interference" with a corpse)
I'll have a crafty tenner on Moldovan torture porn, thanks Mariner.
 
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It's a bit like when Jacqui Smiths husband was found to have paid for porn on her expenses, the shock of husband looks at vanilla porn was such a such a non story.

Ok the expenses bit was wrong, but the porn meh that just made him normal
It was gay porn allegedly.
 
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I'd be more surprised if there was no porn at all on anybodies hard drive I got chance to scour.
 
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The accusation is that he looked at legal porn 10 years ago. Even if true, who gives a ****?
The bigger shock would be confirmation that an MP was only looking at legal porn and not something categorised as niche or dodgy.
Nothing to see here - I routinely change our laptop at home every two years. I tell the missus it’s good practice, as it is outdated after that time, but it saves me having to delete my browsing history too often as well! :smile:
 
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I hope it was something really niche like midget Moldavian goat porn
Hang on.
Is that midget moldavians doing it with goats
Or Moldavians doing it with midgets goats
Or just very small moldavian goats doing it to each other?

It makes a difference you know.
 
#17
So what?

A few years ago Buggering 17 year old schoolboys would have seen you getting locked up by the Rozzers, now its almost de-rigeur for the politician about town

Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis

To be fair, I would also add the caution that the police and CPS claiming something would be illegal ought to be seen in the light of them prosecuting a bloke for possession of Beastiality Porn that when watched in full at court turned out to be a bloke in a tiger suit saying “That’s grrreat”

Why a woman having sex with a fake tiger shows that the Extreme Pornography Act must be repealed
 
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The bigger shock would be confirmation that an MP was only looking at legal porn and not something categorised as niche or dodgy.
Nothing to see here - I routinely change our laptop at home every two years. I tell the missus it’s good practice, as it is outdated after that time, but it saves me having to delete my browsing history too often as well! :smile:
Does she notice the sticky keys and stains on the screen?
 
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Does she notice the sticky keys and stains on the screen?
I always make a point of cleaning up before the missus gets home. Who says we can’t turn our hands to housework at a push! :smile:
 
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It's a bit like when Jacqui Smiths husband was found to have paid for porn on her expenses, the shock of husband looks at vanilla porn was such a such a non story.

Ok the expenses bit was wrong, but the porn meh that just made him normal
Labour and its wimmin have a somewhat Victorian attitude towards sexuality, in particular heterosexual sex and regard it as one life's unpleasant necessities. They regard it as something to be endured rather than enjoyed. No wonder then they hate porn - it's people enjoying themselves, both the participants and the spectators (ideally).

The exception is when there's a vote in it, in which case almost anything no matter how repellent is acceptable.

If I recall, much of the public opprobrium directed at Smith's husband was that whilst there is an abundance of porn freely available to entertain even the most jaded of palates he was stupid enough to pay for it.
 

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