Porn Stars...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Mar 15, 2013.

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  1. I'd still punt her kidneys out of her ears.
     
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  2. I'm fucking nicking that one...it ranks as good as SS's comment about a poster having "the cognitive function of Harvey Price"
     
  3. See again with the Jarrod walting!


    First you use his avatar, now you want to shag Keanu-Reeves-alike!
     
  4. No he had the avatar first and kindly let me use it.
    To be fair Keanu Reeves is past his best.
     
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  6. The words Tom Daily dreads.
     
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  7. OK, would you shag her if the make-up artist made her look like Tom Daley?
     
  8. Oh 20 years ago he kept me awake at night. I'd probably still give him a try out.
    Matt Damon got fat so did Leonardo DiCaprio it's a terrible shame.
     
  9. No, don't be disgusting.
     
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