Porn Starlet offers herself to Bin-Laden!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Apr 12, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  2. Rough as a badgers arse...
     
  3. If she was 25 it'd be worth me being a nasty man for an offer like that... I'd give up violence for life :D
     
  4. God now I know where the saying
    Dear Sir or Madam ... came from
     
  5. If she's sent to Bin Laden, I think he'd probably have a good case if he sued for human rights abuse. No one deserves a 'Chick' like that after them, if she were after me the I would definitely prefer a life sentence at Guantanamo.

    (This is in no way a denial of the allegations that I may have shaagged some howlers many times worse looking than this bint!) :lol:

    CC_TA
     
  6. It's a fcuking man.
     
  7. I remember seeing her on TV some years ago. She was running for office (prime minister or something), and her main political attribute was getting her tits out. She looked pretty good at the time, but I must admit the years seem to have been hard on her!

    Just read about her in the Wiki.....seems it's not the first time she's tried that kind of publicity stunt.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicciolina
     
  8. She looks like that bloke off of Celeb. Big Brother
     
  9. Look at her quotes at the bottom of the Wiki entry; brilliant stuff.................especially the last one!
     
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Mmmm....Italy's only other 'famouse' porn star was a munter too!!! Remember Lola Ferrari???
     
  11. Surely she's covered under Geneva convention? I wouldn't subject combatants or non-combatants to that terror!!
     
  12. Put a table cloth over her head, buy a few goats and AK47s and the weddings on!
     
  13. I vaguely remember seeing her on the news when the soviets were pulling out of germany, for some reason she was their in the name of peace with a couple of white doves, as the column of tanks passed by she released the doves which couldn't be arrsed to fly and promptly landed in front of one of the tanks and were crushed :D
    Mad as a box of frogs.
     
  14. Maybe it's meant more as a threat.

    Stop your crap or I'll pull down your trousers and shove my strap on up between your tonsils kind of thing...
     
  15. priceless ! :lol: