porn star.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    how can you spot a male porn star at the garage?.
    Just before the tank is full, he will pull the pump out of the car and spray the last bit all over the windscreen and bonnet.
     
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  2. That isn't so bad actually.
     
  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    So, a female porn star would be the woman who puts the nozzle in the boot !
     
  4. Or Straps it to her
     
  5. Of course not! She sticks it up the exhaust and turns with an "Oh Baby" look over her shoulder ...