Porn star to run against Schwarzenegger

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Given that the 52nd State shadows America in most things, maybe UK voters can look forward with relish to a page 3 stunna challenging Graham Norton for the office of London Mayor in a few years' time?
 
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It really does begger belief,
Christ only in America, Arnold "i'll be Back" as Governor of California, now a porn actress vying for his crown.Mmmmm, If it wasn't so laughable. What next Arnold as President!! Christ and you think Bush is Wacko!! Imagine that over pumped steroid enduced Austrian F##kwit as the leader of the one true superpower.....Help..Well he is married to the Kennedy Clan.. and look what happened there.....Texas SchoolBook Depository..300 Yards, targets will fall when hit...Watch and Shoot...Watch And Shoot...

http://www.jfk-assassination.de/
 
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Fortunate, then, that Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution contains the rule that "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.".

Arnie won't be becoming President unless that gets changed...
 
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Juvenal said:
Fortunate, then, that Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution contains the rule that "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.".

Arnie won't be becoming President unless that gets changed...
I shall sleep better now knowing this... :wink:
But we still have a bloody meglamaniac f##kwit in charge....
 
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Some allies of his are trying to get an amendment to the Constitution. For what it's worth, it makes sense for the USA - they are a nation of immigrants. Arnie is the de facto leader of the sixth most powerful economy in the world!!!
 
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During the 2003 California recall, she was an independent candidate, placing tenth in a field of 135 candidates. She ran on a ten (later expanded to eleven) point platform, promising to:

1. Legalize same-sex marriage
2. Tax breast implants
3. Make lap-dances tax deductible
4. Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
5. Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns
6. Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
7. Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
8. Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S. Department of Justice
9. Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
10. Address the AIDS epidemic

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!! :lol:
 

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I really can't understand what all the fuss is about. What if the candidate were a plumber, or a carpenter or motor-mechanic - or even a brief? Presumably, nobody would blink an eye, but just because she makes her living doing something that everybody else would (secretly) give their eye-teeth to do, she's incapable of any coherent thought outside of sex.

This attitude provides more of an insight into the motivation of the critics than of the person criticised.

Gerra grip, people, FFS!

MsG
 
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She's a bit of a munter compared to some of the Californian Pornotypes. I'd vote for Kobe Tai or Tera Patrick
 
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After winning a seat in Parliament, Cicciolina continued acting in hardcore videos for another two years. During the shooting of Rise of the Roman Empress, she had unprotected sex with porn legend John Holmes without knowing that he was HIV positive.

She proposed on two separate occasions to sleep with Saddam Hussein if he would just agree to knock it off already. She made the original appeal in September 1990 during the Gulf War buildup. Cicciolina announced to the world: "I am available to make love with Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East."
 

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the_guru said:
She's a bit of a munter compared to some of the Californian Pornotypes. I'd vote for Kobe Tai or Tera Patrick
Tera Patrick? Looks good but fcuks fake so could not posibly lie undetected as politicians need to do. Kobe Tai? Nice six-pack. Jessie Jaymes would get my vote.
 
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Bugsy7 said:
I really can't understand what all the fuss is about. What if the candidate were a plumber, or a carpenter or motor-mechanic - or even a brief? Presumably, nobody would blink an eye, but just because she makes her living doing something that everybody else would (secretly) give their eye-teeth to do, she's incapable of any coherent thought outside of sex.

This attitude provides more of an insight into the motivation of the critics than of the person criticised.

Gerra grip, people, FFS!

MsG
I understand what your saying. Not all of them are total morons, I've actually heard some radio interviews of some Porn Stars that ended up being surprisingly insightful. However, she's kind of bringing it on herself by using it as a campaign gimick.

And here's on of her insightful quotes: "I think I'm more serious now. As you can see I'm dressed more seriously. I've got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously."
 
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And here's on of her insightful quotes: "I think I'm more serious now. As you can see I'm dressed more seriously. I've got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously."
I agree with you CJ, she does come across as a bit Vicky Pollard.
 
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I had the misfortune of watching what I thought was an election video of Mary Carey.....or was it 'erection'. Initial thoughts - she really needs to book in for some **** bleaching. Her backdoor is rather tatty for a pornstar. Result = must do better.

I know she's simply parodied Mariah Carey's name, but she actually does have one of those wiero round mong faces doesn't she, just like her warbling fake-bodied record-label-manager's whore namesake?
 
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I know she's simply parodied Mariah Carey's name, but she actually does have one of those wiero round mong faces doesn't she, just like her warbling fake-bodied record-label-manager's whore namesake?[/quote]

Yes she does!! I thought it was just me who thought the pathetic '7 vocal pitches when 1 will do fine' singer was an ugly Ribena grape-faced slut! :roll: She looks a chromasome away from being the real mong deal.
Did you see her on Live8 with all those African kids? Shameful self promotion. :x
 
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Carey's a serious threat to Ahhhnold. Only the candidacy of the washed-up child star, come bankrupt midget security guard Gary "What you talkin' about, Willis?" Coleman will be enough to split the opposition vote and thus re-elect the Governator of Kah-Lee-Forn-Ya.

*Crabtastic wombles over to the drinks cabinet, shaking his head and muttering under his breath.*
 
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