porn star night

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by taff_dee, Sep 27, 2006.

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  1. going out tonight in swansea as it is freshers week and im on leave i thought it would be rude not to.

    but it is pornstar night and i need ideas on a costume got the aviators and fake mustach (admittedly it does look like a hitler tash) but there is something missing what else could it be?
     
  2. 14 inch glass strap on!
     
  3. cucumber or a rolled up hankey
     
  4. you need your y-fronts on the outside.
     
  5. cheesy music ringtone
     
  6. Colgate smile
     
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Go as Roberta Winterton!
    Sowted!!
     
  8. I dont think that taff_dee wants to "try" and pull a man
     
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Chest wig, long greasy hair, zits and darkish skin.

    Voila....Ron Jeremy

    (optional beer gut depending on which era you choose to copy)
     
  10. Go for the "bukakke" look.

    All you need is your normal drinking working dress but with the product of 12 lad's jizz splashed over your grid.
     
  11. inability to tie a sentence together and vacant look

    loads of duff for the money shot

    ability to have another go with a different girl as you climb of first one
    and so on and on and on
     
  12. Party pack of viagra?

    On-set gofer with the kleenex handy?
     
  13. white socks pulled up, and a superb and in-depth script extolling the virtues of

    "f ucking yo ass"
     
  14. So...How was it? What did you wear?