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porn star night

#1
going out tonight in swansea as it is freshers week and im on leave i thought it would be rude not to.

but it is pornstar night and i need ideas on a costume got the aviators and fake mustach (admittedly it does look like a hitler tash) but there is something missing what else could it be?
 
#9
Chest wig, long greasy hair, zits and darkish skin.

Voila....Ron Jeremy

(optional beer gut depending on which era you choose to copy)
 
#11
inability to tie a sentence together and vacant look

loads of duff for the money shot

ability to have another go with a different girl as you climb of first one
and so on and on and on
 
#14
taff_dee said:
going out tonight in swansea as it is freshers week and im on leave i thought it would be rude not to.

but it is pornstar night and i need ideas on a costume got the aviators and fake mustach (admittedly it does look like a hitler tash) but there is something missing what else could it be?
So...How was it? What did you wear?
 

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