Porn Star Names

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, May 1, 2008.

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  1. I can't remember if we've done this already but here goes...

    1.Take your first pet's name - that's the christian name
    2.Take your mother's maiden name - that's the surname.
    3.Put them together and you have your porn star name.

    Cuddles would be Chocky Dingley - which is not bad - but a friend of mine revealed that her porn star name would be "Missie Manchip", which is a real winner...

    So unleash the Chasey Lane or Ron Jeremy in you; what's your porn star name? :cool:
     
  2. Harvey Swann, bit gay really
     
  3. Candy Jarrams... :roll:
     
  4. another Candy, this time 'Candy West' :clap:


    edited to add...thank the fcuk it wasn't our next pet...an big feck off GSD called 'big head'...because he had a big head! der! I was only 8 years old!
     
  5. Zunny Man. A bit of sci-fi porn never hurt anyone, except the goat.
     
  6. I would be "Jasper Kent"

    The best one I've ever heard was "Snake Richter" (Yeah, he had a pet snake, called 'snake')
     
  7. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Bubbles Long.

    Sounds more like a wind problem in the bath than a porn star's name.
     
  8. Mine's Patch Edwards....... not sure what to make of that
     
  9. Joshua Steele, damn, Im even making myself feel hot saying it ! :p
    Just off outside to do some gardening in just my overalls whilst the lady of the house sunbathes
     
  10. Hammy Booth



    sounds like a jazz drummer
     
  11. zero fury and joshua steele are more like superheroes!
     
  12. "Bobby" Morton
     
  13. sounds like one of the Little Rascals if anyone is familiar with that ancient US show

    mine would be Brandi Irwin

    first statement referring to "Hammy Booth" fingers are slow today...too much of a workout last night, apologies
     
  14. Sherman Thomas

    "Hey baybee, you wanna taste of Sherman's thomas?" 8)