Porn Star Names

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  1. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    How to work out your porn star name. Take the name of your first pet and then add your mothers maiden name to it for example my dog was butch my mothers name was walker so porn name of BUTCH WALKER.
    Try it
     
  2. OK, DieHard. I did that with the names, but I don't think BISCUIT O'MALLEY sounds very impressive as a porn name.

    MsG
     
  3. Ahem - did your Biscuit (O'Malley or otherwise) fight my Pickles on the North Wall in Dub. in '75? :? :roll:

    If so, kindly return the silverware . . . . 8) :wink:
     
  4. My one would be Mac Rendell

    But im shure this hase already been done. Bugsy love your signiture and its so true.
     
  5. Tubs Gardner :?
     
  6. Although Biscuit did a ferocious lot of roaming (he was once found on the other side of Dungarvan even), he never actually got quite that far, caubeen.

    It must have been another moggy impersonating him. :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  7. Isnt it pet's name and the first street you lived in?

    In that case i'd be Tommy Westmoreland..not bad at all!
     
  8. Tippy Duff...gosh i bet thats got you all foaming...NOT!! :D
     
  9. Nah try it with your first street name instead of mum's name instead.
     
  10. hold on....that means Im Sally James!!! Tizwaz anyone??
     
  11. Hmmmm...Tippy Jalan Ketchubong! Nope..still not doing it for me!! :?
     
  12. first street name would be: Mac Schönningstedt
     
  13. Fred West
     
  14. Snuffy Fairclough, Last time the missus ever names a pet
     
  15. Sidney Cooke.