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  1. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer
    1. Vinyl Addicts Group

    How to work out your porn star name. Take the name of your first pet and then add your mothers maiden name to it for example my dog was butch my mothers name was walker so porn name of BUTCH WALKER.
    Try it
     
    DieHard, Apr 26, 2007
    #1
  2. Bugsy

    Bugsy

    OK, DieHard. I did that with the names, but I don't think BISCUIT O'MALLEY sounds very impressive as a porn name.

    MsG
     
    Bugsy, Apr 26, 2007
    #2
  3. caubeen

    caubeen LE

    Ahem - did your Biscuit (O'Malley or otherwise) fight my Pickles on the North Wall in Dub. in '75? :? :roll:

    If so, kindly return the silverware . . . . 8) :wink:
     
    caubeen, Apr 26, 2007
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  4. FineX

    FineX Old-Salt

    My one would be Mac Rendell

    But im shure this hase already been done. Bugsy love your signiture and its so true.
     
    FineX, Apr 26, 2007
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  5. McVitie

    McVitie Old-Salt

    Tubs Gardner :?
     
    McVitie, Apr 26, 2007
    #5
  6. Bugsy

    Bugsy

    Although Biscuit did a ferocious lot of roaming (he was once found on the other side of Dungarvan even), he never actually got quite that far, caubeen.

    It must have been another moggy impersonating him. :D :D :D

    MsG
     
    Bugsy, Apr 26, 2007
    #6
  7. Taz_786

    Taz_786 LE

    Isnt it pet's name and the first street you lived in?

    In that case i'd be Tommy Westmoreland..not bad at all!
     
    Taz_786, Apr 26, 2007
    #7
  8. bigbird67

    bigbird67 LE

    Tippy Duff...gosh i bet thats got you all foaming...NOT!! :D
     
    bigbird67, Apr 26, 2007
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  9. Taz_786

    Taz_786 LE

    Nah try it with your first street name instead of mum's name instead.
     
    Taz_786, Apr 26, 2007
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  10. dog_eatin_ot_chips

    dog_eatin_ot_chips War Hero

    hold on....that means Im Sally James!!! Tizwaz anyone??
     
    dog_eatin_ot_chips, Apr 26, 2007
    #10
  11. bigbird67

    bigbird67 LE

    Hmmmm...Tippy Jalan Ketchubong! Nope..still not doing it for me!! :?
     
    bigbird67, Apr 26, 2007
    #11
  12. FineX

    FineX Old-Salt

    first street name would be: Mac Schönningstedt
     
    FineX, Apr 26, 2007
    #12
  13. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Fred West
     
    Praetorian, Apr 26, 2007
    #13
  14. mandown

    mandown Old-Salt

    Snuffy Fairclough, Last time the missus ever names a pet
     
    mandown, Apr 26, 2007
    #14
  16. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Sidney Cooke.
     
    Praetorian, Apr 26, 2007
    #15
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